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ballpoint

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  1. I just bought a Saddam Hussein t-shirt for a laugh. It's a bit tight around the neck, but it hangs well.
  2. I went to the doctor, as every time I smoke weed I get terrible constipation. He said “Either $4it or get off the pot”
  3. If journalists work for journals, where do analysts work?
  4. I was on my boat fishing the other day when I noticed a man swimming about in the water. As I watched, a huge shark arched from the waves and began circling the man. The man began screaming for help, but as I settled back to fishing I chuckled that the laugh was on him. How many times do you hear of sharks helping anyone?
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