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"National day of abolition of slavery".

They'd have to be able to reverse all the way back to the 1950's for them to have any chance.

To be fair, they did ask Ukraine if they could have some of their tanks back for the parade, but didn't get the answer they were hoping for.

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Two Irish navvies sitting together in the pub: Mick complains to Pat that he can never get a good job on the building sites: " Dey always seem to tink Oi'm tick". Pat says: 'Don't use your nick - name; do loike Oi do - I use my proper name 'Patrick'- sounds much better'. So at next job interview, Mick goes in: interviewer asks- " Good morning; and what's your name?" "Mickrick"

A tall, fat Roman walks into a tailor shop. Asks the tailor, "Do you have XL togas?". Tailor replies, "Well, yes, but I must ask, why do you want so many?"