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ballpoint

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  1. Not a cheerful time for the far right with this, and recent (and upcoming) court battles. Still a lot more lamenting to come. You're going to lament so much you're gonna get tired of lamenting.
  2. Welcome to the acupuncture self help line. Enter your PIN now.
  3. I said to my mate, "I just watched that film about the Nazis." He said, "Oh what, the one with Adolf in?" I said, "No mate, you're thinking of 'Flipper', this was just about the Nazis."
  4. The large pane of glass fell out of my front window & smashed, I called a glazier & he replaced it. Two days later the glass fell out again so I called the glazier back. While he was replacing the glass again I asked him why my glass keeps falling out he said “its quite common around here it’s down to an animal going round eating the linseed oil in the bonding that holds the glass in place”, I said “an animal? What kind of animal?” He said “its a cat. A putty cat”
  5. The Government is going to ban kids using Nitrous Oxide to stop Anti-social behaviour. That makes me laugh!
  6. I accidentally paid for my groceries with my library card. My macaroni cheese is due back next Friday.
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