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Two Irish navvies sitting together in the pub: Mick complains to Pat that he can never get a good job on the building sites: " Dey always seem to tink Oi'm tick". Pat says: 'Don't use your nick - name; do loike Oi do - I use my proper name 'Patrick'- sounds much better'. So at next job interview, Mick goes in: interviewer asks- " Good morning; and what's your name?" "Mickrick"

A tall, fat Roman walks into a tailor shop. Asks the tailor, "Do you have XL togas?". Tailor replies, "Well, yes, but I must ask, why do you want so many?"

Bloody vegans.

Too close together?

The new Star Trek trailer is out

I grew up in a tough neighbourhood...