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These days, replace Siberia with Bakhmut.

MacLeod was due a visit from the vet as his herd was about to get the bull for what should be obvious reasons. The day arrives and the vet visits, does some cursory checks of the cows and declares them healthy. He then asked MacLeod if he would like to trial a new bull stimulant - reportedly it would extend the duration and virility of the bull and increase not just the chances of pregnancy but may even increase the yield. MacLeod was happy to do so, but shyly asked if it could work on humans. Intrigued, the vet asked why. "Well" says MacLeod "I've been trying out this online dating thing and I've arranged to meet up with a young lady I am sure is fit and willing for a bit of how's yer father" "Fair enough" says the vet "but for safety I would only take a quarter pill. They are quite potent. Now I'll be along in three weeks, see how the cows are getting on and I'll find out if the other trial was a success". So 3 weeks pass and right enough along comes the vet. "So" he says, winking at MacLeod "how did the night go?" "Oh fantastic" says MacLeod "I was at it all night. In the bedroom, the lounge, the kitchen and even in the shed. Twice" "Bloody hell" says the vet, astonished. "It's lucky you never broke your back". "Back?" cries MacLeod. "I was lucky I never broke my wrist. She never showed up."

Birds of a feather.

How many criminals, prior to the event, are responsible for mass shootings? How many children are killed by criminals in one on one homicides or gang shoot outs?