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ballpoint

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  1. It's the inventor of the boomerang's birthday today. Many happy returns.
  2. When I worked in a chocolate factory a man fell into a large vat of bubbly chocolate .. My mate Bill was going to jump in to try and save him .... But I said: "Billy.. don't be an Aero."
  3. Me: I need to make a doctor's appointment. Receptionist: Okay, how about ten tomorrow? Me: No, I only need one appointment.
  4. Channel 4 are making a new soap opera set in Liverpool. Shooting has already started... And knifing.
  5. My mate rang me last night from the pub and said..... "I'm in the pub doing the quiz, .....whats the second biggest state in America"? I replied...."Texas". Two minutes later I got a message from him...saying.... "what's the second biggest state in America"?
  6. I just killed a big spider running across the floor with my slipper. I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my slipper.
  7. I finally nabbed the person at work who has been stealing my beetroot. Caught him red handed.
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