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ballpoint

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  1. I suppose he does look like a big bird from the waist down...
  2. I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and this bloke shouts, 'That's just for starters!'
  3. Robert de Niro is set to star in a movie about Harold Shipman. "The Old Dear Hunter".
  4. My neighbour knocked on my door, “I just made synonym buns!” … “Ooooh, just like grammar use to make?” said I.
  5. I chained my bike to a shrub when I went to immigration...
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