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ballpoint

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  1. The council finally got around to sealing the potholes.
  2. I guess that rules it out then.
  3. I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to get a shower, comb my hair and brush my teeth. I think someone's trying to groom me.
  4. A wedding dress shop in Somerset:
  5. If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.
  6. Sounds more like wind to me.
  7. These jokes watt I'm reading are shocking, you should be grounded. If they don't stop then I'm calling a copper to charge you until it hertz.
  8. With these strong winds, I'm worried about the caravan in the garden ! We didn't have one yesterday.
  9. The only reason I married my wife was because I thought she was a millionaire.. But as it turns out, she makes hats.
  10. I was standing in the queue in Aldi earlier and a voice announced "Checkout no.5 please." I thought, I've seen better..
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