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    A pun is not completely mature, until it's full groan.
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    I grafted a pair of breasts onto an electric guitar for a laugh. Now I'm on the sexy - fenders register.
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    I was in the cinema the other night when a stunning girl came over, leaned seductively on the empty seat next to me and said, "Is this taken?" "No," I replied, "Top Gun: Maverick."
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    My wife asked if I'd buy her something for valentines day to make her feel special. So I got her a helmet, crayons and two odd socks.
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    The relationship between a husband and wife is psychological. One is psycho. The other is logical.
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    I see you ordered a couple of times...
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