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The real reason the Pentagon missed these Chinese spy balloons during Trump's term is that they were more focussed on the Russian spy blimp in the White House. It's no coincidence that they've started spotting the Chinese ones now that threat has gone.

Breaking news: And now a Russian spy balloon has been spotted.

But all the renaissance artists drew them that way with the pope's approval. For example, the relevant bit of Michelangelo's 'Creation of Adam" on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. We know he approved, because they (art work and artist) would have come to a sticky end if he hadn't.

Michelin Man is god!

Ahem. (Put's on serious hat) Belly buttons come from where the umbilical cord was cut and tied off following birth. Adam and Eve were (allegedly) not born, so why did they have umbilical cords? Or, if no umbilical cords, then why belly buttons? (Normal service will now be resumed). Edit: I forgot the biggest theological question: If God made Adam in his own image, and Adam had a belly button, then why does God have a belly button?

It's okay. The Chinese obviously never gained any intelligence from the flight.