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ballpoint

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  1. When you can't decide between the car or the pick-up truck...
  2. Breaking News. Evidence shows Liz Truss's phone was hacked when she was PM. "Don't worry", says MI5, "no intelligence would have been found on it".
  3. As I get older I find that I only need 3 shops. Vision Express, Boots and Greggs. Specs and drugs and sausage roll…
  4. I bought a private registration - BAA BAA It’s for my black Jeep.
  5. My neighbour has been acting strange lately, and today he sprinkled cornflour on to his allotment. The plot thickens.
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