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ballpoint

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  1. Well, that's me totally two packets of turnips and a fish on a bicycle then.
  2. Ooh, I can still clearly see the word "loo" in there.
  3. I 'umberly plead guilty your 'onour.
  4. And, in the same vein as previous...
  5. And they were all called Henry.
  6. Twice impeached. First president to be indicted on a state charge. First president to be indicted on a federal charge. (And other cases still being investigated). Tired of winning yet?
  7. I know what you lot think I'm going to say about this, but it's actually a one carrot ring.
  8. It's true. The Earth was once attacked by a mighty alien horde, but, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. At least, that's what Douglas told me.
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