Twice impeached.
First president to be indicted on a state charge.
First president to be indicted on a federal charge.
(And other cases still being investigated).
Tired of winning yet?
It's true. The Earth was once attacked by a mighty alien horde, but, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.
At least, that's what Douglas told me.