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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I’ve just joined a dating group for arsonists. It’s great; they send me new matches every day. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Just watched a film about anal bleaching. All things considered, it wasn't a bad film, on the hole. -
Assault on Kiev: Russian helicopters swoop above Ukraine's capital
ballpoint replied to Chris.B's topic in The War in Ukraine
The Russians just can't stop lying. Calling Piers Morgan a journalist. Ha! -
Passenger fined $1,874 after two undeclared McMuffins found in luggage
ballpoint replied to Scott's topic in World News
McMuppets at that. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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This guy is quite famous amongst a certain crowd, and self advertises that he has helped many millionaires reduce their taxes by relocating to other countries. He has a book which I read once, however it put me off him and his YouTube channel, as it is full of him bragging about how much money he makes. I also got the impression that it's written for the credulous types, who haven't done much travelling - certainly to the places he mentions in the book, and I caught out a number of "exaggerations" (to be polite to him, or downright untruths to be blunt) on countries that I have lived and worked in. If someone tries to pull the wool over my eyes regarding things that I know about, I no longer trust them to inform me about those I don't.
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Air Hostess job : Could it be a scam?
ballpoint replied to 2long's topic in Jobs, Economy, Banking, Business, Investments
Having "the looks" would rule that out. (Unless "the looks" are the looks of an elderly matron).- 39 replies
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Apparently, they were a popular type of ecstasy tablet in the UK back in the 90s. Edit: And Australia too it seems. The Rise and Fall of 'Red Mitsubishis': the Pill That Terrified Australia (vice.com) -
AP sources: US operation killed al-Qaida leader al-Zawahri
ballpoint replied to Scott's topic in World News
Bin Ladan taken out on Obama's watch, Ayman al-Zawahri on Biden's. All Trump did was coddle up to the Taliban. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Superman is taking an evening stroll past the church when the Minister runs down the steps calling for his help. "Superman, we need your help, a wall has collapsed in the basement, some workmen are trapped" says the Minister. "No way" said Superman "I'm not going near the crypt tonight". -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Little Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played football and then he proposed to Betty, the next door neighbour and they are going to get married. His parents think this is cute, and they don't want to make fun of Johnny so they ask him, "How are you and Betty going to pay for the expenses of being married?" He replies "Well with the $1 I get each week from you and the $1 she gets from her Mum and Dad, we should do o.k." His father says "That's fine, but how will you pay the extra expenses if you and Betty have a baby?" Johnny answers "Well, so far, we've been lucky..." -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I've ordered some German food from Lazada. The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I think my doctor likes my new trainers. When I wore them to my medical recently, he told me I had some serious healthy shoes. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My wife said to me the other day. "Did you eat that chocolate in the fridge last night?" "No" I said, "l had it at the kitchen Table." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I told my son, "I saw a deer on the way to work this morning". He said "how do you know he was going to Work?" -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My wife tried making a fool of me in front of her two sisters by telling them that I was no good in bed. I got the last laugh though, when they both disagreed with her.