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That's it, I'm throwing in my hand. I know when I've been de-feeted, now I'm not half the man I used to be. And you seemed so armless at first.

Well, I'm stumped for a reply. Could you lend me a hand?

What a coincidence. More text messages from the run up to Jan 6th have gone missing. This time for then acting Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf and acting deputy secretary Ken Cuccinelli. I guess it's better to delete your self incriminating evidence and be thought a crook, than keep it and remove all doubt.

When they do make it court, they won't have a leg to stand on.

The a Team

I have noticed the older I get, the tighter they put lids on jars.

I am no philosopher, but have finally figured out what separates us from the animals. Fences.

"Can I ask a stupid question?," said my wife. "Better than anyone I've ever met," I replied.

As I get older, I’ve started thinking about all those I’ve lost. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right one for me.

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night.” the postman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.” The postman thinks a moment and says, “How do you play that?” “Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our “privates” showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.” The postman laughs and says, “Damn, I’m sorry I missed that.” Probably a good thing you did,” Bob responds. “Your name came up four or five times.”

Lord of the Flies tells the story about a bunch of Public Schoolboys who take control of an island cut off from the rest of the world, which then collapses into vicious in-fighting. A work of fiction, apparently.

A factory which makes prosthetic limbs for obese amputees was broken into last night. Police are looking for two heavily armed men.

It seems that what Trump's hired staffers, including Miller, said to Fox News, and what Miller himself said under oath, were two different things. Then again, as brilliantly stated by the host, "there's no law against lying to Fox News viewers, (and if there was, they would not have a network). But, there is a law against lying under oath". Which side of the story, both told by the same man, do you believe?