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Two budgies. One just helped the other escape from a smuggler.

Four blonde's, out for a walk, came across some tracks in the snow. The first blonde said, 'i know what made them, It's a fox'. The second blonde said 'you're wrong, it's a rabbit'! The third blonde said 'no, you're both wrong, it's a badger'! The fourth blonde said 'you're all wrong, It's a _-----------' That was when the train hit them.

Before marriage, I would sit at a traffic light for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

I woke up this morning and there was a tap on the door. Weird sense of humour my plumber's got.

I heard a knock at the front door and was surprised to see a bathroom basin outside. It took me a while to let that sink in.

Perfectly clear...

Good luck with that. Even if they could read they still wouldn't do it.