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ballpoint

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  1. Proof that woman do things just to start an argument: The wife rang me at work yesterday and said "I've not had time to make tea, do you fancy going out for some?" "Yeah that sounds good", I replied. When I got home from the restaurant there she was sat at the kitchen table with a face like thunder.
  2. I just read about a bloke who fell off a factory walkway into a vat of strawberries, sugar and pectin. Luckily he was unhurt. He is so jammy!
  3. I entered a blindfold w**king contest last night. I didn't win...... In fact I don't know where I came.
  4. My friend: “What do you call those things you blow & make a wish?" Me: "Breathalyzer?"
  5. (For the pedants, it was a special, high temperature, nonmeltable glass eye).
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