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ballpoint

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  1. I took some Viagra. After 4 hours, the wife said "you need to call a doctor". "Hell", I said, "I'm calling your sister".
  2. I'm no doctor, but I think it's about time Wilsford stopped doing it.
  3. Well, he and Andrew are certainly kindred spirits.
  4. Did you know, in Iceland, it's illegal to have sex on Christmas Eve and you could be arrested if caught participating in the act? I'm not sure about Tesco or ASDA, but I imagine they're the same .
  5. My wife wanted something with diamonds in it for Christmas. That was five days ago, but the doctors are still trying to remove the pack of cards from my rear.
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