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When my brother fills his road train up. In Aussie dollars (obviously, since it's a road train)...

He was out with the new girlfriend when a mouse jumped out of nowhere, to impress her he picked up a brick and smashed its head in. He's now single. And banned from Disneyland.

My family puts the fun in dysfunctional.

I have a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. I hope it’s not terminal.

*LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US ABOUT* May be because these things don't always happen but very probable. 1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD: When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side. 2. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queue, the one you just left starts to move faster than the one you are in now. 3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch. 4. LAW OF THE TOOLS: Any tool, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner. 5. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 7. LAW OF THE RESULT When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! 8. LAW OF BIOMECHANICAL: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 9. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 10. LAW OF EXAM: A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exams time. 11. LAW OF SLEEP: The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds. 12. LAW OF CHEAPER THINGS You always get the cheaper things once you have bought the expensive one.

Only if remitting assessable income above their tax free threshold. Just like we're already meant to be doing. The only change is the year that income was earned no longer matters, but if you've been complying with the old rules - remitting money earned one year in a later one, then this year is nothing different. The real change will happen when filing early 2026 for the 2025 tax year. Seems most people's reaction is akin to one of two things: Sticking their head under a blanket and hoping it won't see them and go away. Or fleeing from the house because there's a spider in the bath. My tax bill for the THB 2M I remit annually will be under THB 350k. Once my money here drops to a sufficiently low level, I'll try spending 181 days out of the country in 2027, and "earn" and remit enough for another three years in that non-tax resident year. It might be fun to do some extended travel every three years, but if spending over half a year way from my own house, for the sake of a miserable THB 350k becomes a drag, then I'll just pay the bill and be done with it.

My wife and I were arguing about which vowel is the best. I won.

Now I'm ready for the canvassing.