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ravip

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  1. When it comes to money, which country has high morals? You may call me an apologist, I still stand by my question! An honest answer, please.
  2. These guys advertise the Phillips brand; Consumer Information Center And after-sales service, Sigma Phaya Call. 02 089 0066 Business hours: weekdays 09:00 - 17:00 hrs. https://www.lighting.philips.co.th/prof/conventional-lamps-and-tubes/special-lamps/infrared/infrared-healthcare-heat-incandescent And Shopee has the Beurer Sanitas SIL 06 Infrared Lamp 100wattz
  3. Blonde Ransom A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents. The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
  4. And another two... My mother-in-law said: ‘One day I will dance on your grave.’ I said: ‘I hope you do, I’ll be buried at sea.’ I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
  5. A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere
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