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A flight is on its way to Paris when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Paris, and I’m staying right here”. The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won’t move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Paris, and I’m staying right here”. The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason. The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde”. He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. I told her, “First class isn’t going to Paris “

My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?” “Yes,” she said, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”

A man saw a gorgeous flight attendant sitting alone reading the paper in an international airport. He couldn’t quite pin down the exact airline, but he wanted to show off as a man of the world. He tried by saying Air France’s old motto. ‘Making the sky the best place on earth!’ The stewardess gave him the side eye but otherwise ignored him. Undeterred, he tried Singapore Airlines’. ‘A great way to fly!’ Again, he is received with icy silence. He decides to go for one last gambit with Cathy Pacific. ‘Move beyond?’ The stewardess, fuming by this point, slammed down her paper, turned right to him and yelled ‘What the £¥%# do you want?!’ ‘Ah ha!’ the man cried in realisation. ‘Qantas!’

My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. Love you! she said, and then she got all excited, She quickly undressed and we had the most amazing s*x ever... Which is odd because she's never been interested in darts before.

Absolutely correct! Many fail to understand the responsibility of a Captain/Pilot of an aircraft! If one was in that aircraft, would they still stick to their theories, or wipe the sweat off their forehead once the plane landed safely?

What if it was a temporary failure, and it fixes itself during the rest of the flight? I am not an aeronautics engineer or any such. But, should a pilot fly with a load of passengers hoping that a landing gear problem solve all by itself up in the air? Edit I think the Captain of the effected aircraft is the best and most qualified person to decide on what to do in that situation, rather than us armchair experts. He did land the aircraft successfully, without any issues. That's it.

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OMG! Seems one need to be a fully qualified psychologist to comprehend and analyse posts here at AN! Just observe the number of anonymous confused and sad emojis that pop up so often, that are most often irrelevant! Such is the world we live on, today

Yes, maybe.

A very commonplace is a restaurant. The waiter takes the CC with the bill to the cashier for payment.

never use their credit card anywhere they have to hand it to someone Sometimes, this is almost impossible.

Just a question. When you buy online, like Ali Express, Lazada, Shopee etc. Does the buyers CC details go directly to those sellers? I thought the payment gateway act as a anonymous middle man.

That's not cool to place your survival on the hands of the host society that kindly accepted your deceptive promisse that you would be a tourist! Agree 100%.

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