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Son ask father, "What is the Difference between Rape, Romance and Marriage ?" Father replies, "Clothes my Son Clothes. It's all about Clothes' Totally Puzzled, Son Asks, "What?" Father...'In Rape, You Tear the Clothes. In Romance, You Remove the Clothes. In Marriage You Wash the Clothes.

Never realised that the food delivery job had that much of risk!

Pattaya beaches should have more pussies. The rats would be gone in a jiffy.

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing her short skirt, and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. “I’d like some raisin bread please,” the man says. The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf. The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves, as he is “having company for dinner.” As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what’s going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread. After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder “why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?” Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, Is it raisin for you too?” “No,” stammers the old man, “but it’s quivering a little.”

What a traumatic incident to all involved. Parents, siblings, eye witnesses, if any and for the driver. RIP little one. This type of news puts me off driving, every time!

The better solution is to take a week and shoot them off. The stray dog menace really needs a quick solution. But the above method is not the way, IMHO

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WOW! So things have been happening for decades!