A blonde had never been to the Church for many years. She always promised to go but never did. One day, the Pastor was stunned when he saw her walk in for the Sunday Service.
Thereafter, she was at every Sunday service, every Prayer Meet, every home-group meet, etc.
Three months later, after the service, the Pastor asked, "I am glad to see the wonderful change in you. You had always dodged Church and now it looks like you can't get enough of it?"
She replied "Its this new car of mine, Pastor!
They told me the warranty will lapse if I missed even one Service" !