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ravip

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  1. *Today I donated my watch, phone and Rs.500 to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put his knife back in his pocket. *I miss times when I was working at the zoo. My boss fired me just because I left the lion's gate open. I mean who would steal a lion? *I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.“ Then I said, "turn left". Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get to the Pharmacy for their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and yet get a diet coke? Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens on the counter tops? Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage? Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why is *'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?* You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains, whereas Sweaters of Wool, do? Why are they called apartments *when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, *why do they call the airport the terminal?*
  2. Thai Airways are idiots - on that same note, what are Boeing? ...decent quality planes from Airbus? LOL so Boeing is thrash?
  3. Why humans breed this type of crap animals is a mystery... and people who have them as pets, i a bigger mystery!
  4. Well... we have a great community here at AN. The camaraderie is overwhelming!
  5. I normally do a self check-in to reserve my seats (no, I have not done so on Qatar Airways). Normally, the self check-in is available 24 hrs prior to the scheduled flight time. IF you need a special seat (it is indicated on the seat plan), then you have to pay. If not, the other available seats, you can reserve without any charge. If you are a privileged member, maybe you can do it earlier than 24hrs. Of course you will need the Booking Reference (PNR number) OR eTicket No and Your last name to do this. Booking Reference (or PNR number) consists of 6 numbers and letters, e.g. YBIRI7, and the letters are always written in BLOCK LETTERS. https://cki.qatarairways.com/cki/dashboard I hope this helps.
  6. OP @bluejets eventually what happened? Did you manage to contact AIS and solve your SIM problem?
  7. The pilot announced in the flight, we are going to land in half an hour. After saying this, the pilot forgot to turn off the mike and said to the pilot next to him, Now I will have a hot tea and then I will take the kiss from air hostess's. After Hearing this, the air hostess ran to switch off the mike and fell at the feet of a child. The child said, you are in a hurry to go inside. Didn't you hear ? He will drink tea first.
  8. Ooops sorry. Noted. I did not know about it.
  9. Absolutely right. It's not only in Thailand. In some other countries too this is the 'new normal'! I guess, humans are more interested in burying their face in a phone screen, than looking around and enjoying the scenery or of other fellow beings!
  10. This trend started after the icons became anonymous. I guess some people are perpetually sad & confused.
  11. Or send an email to callcenter AT ais.co.th. Mention your number and ask your questions. They reply quite fast.
  12. I always wonder why this type of guys wear a funny, almost stupid fancy dress. Is that thing on the forhead some sort of an antenna receiving/transmitting some signals?
  13. What was that scandal regarding melamine in milk, some years back? Dried milk powder, is it really so good?
  14. Voluntarily undergoing pain, for a tattoo. I will never understand the logic behind that!
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