One afternoon, a man comes home early from work and finds his wife lying on the bed, puffing and panting. Concerned, he asks, "What are you doing?"
Caught off guard, she stammers, "I... um... I think I'm having a heart attack!"
Alarmed, the husband exclaims, "Oh no! I'll call an ambulance!" He rushes downstairs to dial 911, when he notices his young son Johnny crying.
"What's wrong, son?" the father asks.
Through his tears, Johnny replies, "Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy."
Furious, the man storms back upstairs, flings open the closet door, and sure enough, finds his brother standing there, completely naked.
Outraged, the man yells, "You idiot, Jim! My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring Johnny!"