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I guess it's just a 'human thing'! While the Thai truck drivers blow their truck horns, others keep blowing their own horn continuously!

All part of intelligent design by the creator ( God ). OMG! Intelligent design? What would be a stupid design?

That is why Love is so short lived! It is just a natural process to attract another to satisfy a natural requirement - included in the original design.

In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!" The boss collapsed!!!

Can you have sex in space? How astronauts stuck on board the ISS could join the '220-mile-high club' (although NASA insists that no humans have done it before!) Seems there are some issues involved >>> But from the logistical issues of intimacy in microgravity to the unfortunate effects of orbit on erectile dysfunction, joining the 220-mile-high club might not be as fun as it seems. More

BTW how did you find them? Were you searching for the weirdest "equipment"?

It's adversity that gives humans the will to live >>> Why, oh why, did this so called god design such a species? A species that thrive on conflict! Only non thinking animals would survive. >>> OR, is it the non thinking animals who believe in god? BTW, in paradise, what would carnivorous animals eat? >>> Again, a flaw in the design! All should have been made vegans, or maybe even exist on air?

Riding suitcases or posting on social media?

Bob had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Bob's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Micky, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bob, stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Micky just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Bob went to see his grandmother. "Grandma," he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like me father, his father and his father before him?" Granny looked deeply into Bob's, troubled blue eyes, and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya foôkin idīot!