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ravip

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  1. Sometimes, you cannot blame people for believing in the paranormal world. Level of education etc is immaterial where these are involved. Ghosts, Fortune tellers, religions... they all fall in to this category. So... which is the better in attracting fortunes?
  2. Not only the Thai people - ALL nationalities try to protect their own and pass the buck.
  3. So? Please read the complete again. Head lines only will not suffice.
  4. After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi-million dollar home, and since the man’s lawyers were good, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases. On the 2nd day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything... cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. NOTHING WORKED. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house. The Maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later even through they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.
  5. "some young attractive things throwing themselves at you" Incredible, how some offenders are justified and protected and others are bashed unmercifully here at AN - if you look closely... there is a clear pattern how its done.
  6. You've made a valid point. Why it earned 4 laughing emojis, as of now, is a question...
  7. A sign in a shoe repair store, "We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!" At an Eye Clinic: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”; On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed”; In a Restaurant window : "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”; In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”; Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck : "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
  8. Ooooooooops! Dont get carried away. The entire world need not follow your preferences! Do your thing and Live and let live!
  9. Let the locals prosper. Good. She'll I don't know... but Unilever - GROBR. Just my 2 cents
  10. Same crap sold in different names... why bother, just watch and grin. Happens all the time.
  11. Please... don't eat in the library. You can save the world.
  12. Money will make you happy if you know how to manage it properly - if not, disaster is inevitable. "a fool and his money are soon parted" is very true!
  13. when you have money you are a slave to everyone who wants to get it from you. slave to the latest iphone, fastest car, newest rolex etc This is an issue specific to an Individual. A rich person can enjoy the luxuries available without being a slave.
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