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If Not TAPHOPHOBIA: What’s Your Favorite Phobia?
ravip replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
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Why bother about your carcass? Live a good life and let nature take care of your remains... just my 2 cents.
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If Not TAPHOPHOBIA: What’s Your Favorite Phobia?
ravip replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Why not visit a shrink ASAP? -
Especially today, with zombies with their phones walking around.
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If its not for fun, then its pure flattery - feeding and pepping up the ego.
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Height of Misunderstanding ! Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news… I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor?" "Yes… speaking" Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy. "What are you saying? It's in your files… HOW ???" " Yes ….. We have a system of finding out who's overdue" " GOD !!!… This is too much…" "Madam, I am sorry… I am just following orders… I have to inform that you are overdue.." "I know that … let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. " That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? And if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "Well… I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle !!!
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Precise washing instructions - no room for error (except, if unread).
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In our condo there is a sticker which needs to be renewed annually. A 2 keycards for each condo of which only one opens the barrier at the front security point. I have seen wheels locked by the guards on vehicles without a valid sticker - there are visible notices to this effect - fine 2000 Bahts. Seems quite effective.
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Ultimately the heat is totally dependent on the fuel - so...?
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delivery idiots Really? They are just doing their job.
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