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1 hour ago, webfact said:

the picture was taken outside London's Harrods department store. The other is allegedly of Yingluck at London's Westfield shopping mall.

Yingluck is happily spending rice money, the UK is happy that Yingluck is spending it in the UK, the Thai government is happy that Yingluck is not in Thailand.

Everybody happy, happy

Except for Interpol, they get mixed signals...

16 hours ago, webfact said:

“Why [would Prawit] unburden himself to me? He just does his job and I do mine,” he said. “He hasn’t sought any advice with me. He won’t. Don’t you worry about that.”

Why should we worry about that? You should worry about it.

"“At the checkpoint that day were not just the assistant village head but also the village head, volunteers, police and soldiers."

"The family said they hoped police would nail down all culprits."

Well...

14 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

“We have to revamp the whole politics,” he said “We have to engage young people with potential to get in line with 21st-century democracy.

and then we have to enroll these young people in a military academy, where we torture and kill them in line with ancient military voodoo.

The Former Military General and recent Politician has had a change of heart and declared himself to be a Stand-Up Comedian

a good choice, best of luck in your new career.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

General Prayut Chan-o-cha’s recent declaration that he is now a soldier-turned-politician will not affect reconciliation efforts

Nothing the junta does will affect reconciliation, everybody has learned that by now. I wonder what actually would affect reconciliation..., aah Yingluck,... that's why she is in London. Now I wonder what constitutes "reconciliation" for the junta..., aah got it: Business as usual.

btw, if I declare myself a millionaire, would that make me one? Maybe if I had Thai genes...

13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Ruangkrai Leekitwattana on Monday cited Articles 78 and 79 of the NACC law as allowing such action to be taken.

The law "allows" such action to be taken,... not "demands", or "orders". No, "allows" is good enough for it means the law may, but doesn't have to. Hip hip hooray for those uncanny law-designers.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

Deputy Prime Minister and Defence Minister Prawit Wongsuwan, who is in charge of security affairs, said yesterday that he had only just learned from the media about the latest developments.

The Thai Minister of Defense has to learn from the media about this... his previously touted spies must have been on their lunch break

"He (Prawit) also said that the ex-PM’s latest developments had not created any political problems"

The only recent political problems were the ones created by Prawit.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

 

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Sanook went to the scene and found the grave - with the locals telling them that mysterious things happen there

... from now on.

5 hours ago, webfact said:

“But we wouldn’t make it as big as a public hearing,” he went on, “only catching social thoughts should do in this case.”

Thoughts are unstable, delicate things that travel erratically at high speeds, much faster than your average van driver. Therefore, let me introduce our "ThoughtCatcher 3000", the ultimate government's tool for catching thoughts. Built to exacting international standards this gadget can distinguish different types of thoughts at a distance of up to 100 meters, i.e. social thoughts, thoughts about food, brow-knitting thoughts, fleeting thoughts, etc. and makes catching them easy. Available in three popular colors: electric blue, party pink, stealthy black, and sporting a modern tinfoil-hat design with antennas, this blockbusters sells for an astounding low price of 2,999 baht on our website (that's lower that the current anti-graft regulation!).

it was "yummy, think and creamy and fragrant"

and made from real, thinking Aliens

"stable genius"? Is that better than a "barn genius"?

It surely looks like Kim is just receiving Trump's call: "Huh? Taramph Donarud? On phone? Nah..., ahm... wrong numba."

3 hours ago, rooster59 said:

chanting slogans including "Death to America", "Death to Israel" and "Death to Britain"

just shortcut the whole thing and chant "Death to Everyone", because that's your nature.

4 hours ago, rooster59 said:

The national police chief Pol Gen Chakthip Chaijinda said Saturday (Jan 6) that the Thai police would urge the Interpol

You do know that in order to urge Interpol you have to fill out the correct Urging Form and translate it to English...

Good luck.

6 hours ago, rooster59 said:

The victim and her friends had been out on a shopping trip and had dropped in at a friend's convenience store on the way back home when the assailant arrived.

How did he know where she was,... in other words: who of those friends told him?

yes, if you save wisely, you too can buy a submarine one day...

well, Sean Connery had it done...

cures it all, except tooth decay

3 hours ago, webfact said:

“This is to eliminate the possibility of coup starting. There won’t be a coup any more since an outside PM will be selected in the parliament,” the junta premier said.

It is the same as a coup if the "outside PM" is military. You haven't eliminated coups, you turned them into a standard operating procedure.

Uber?

Brain surgery