It's all fine art to me. Your Honor.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

“On the occasion of the 60th anniversary of the establishment of our military school, we have improved our training standards,”

and 60 years from now we will improve again. But we refuse to improve on the occasion of a cadet's death.

11 minutes ago, twizzian said:

Why on earth would you put it under the pillow in a resort.

Bed bugs, kill 'em all

13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

caused officials to scurry about issuing a series of "everything is OK" statements and denials.

"We deny that everything is OK"

1 hour ago, snoop1130 said:

“When I was a student there, I also received punishment and lost consciousness because of that. Anyway, I’ve survived,”

sorry to hear that

2 hours ago, Jingthing said:

I give it six months ... 

I think that's how long it lasted with Harold 'n Nat, but Harold was a millionaire...

2 hours ago, webfact said:

"Roy Moore denies it. That's all I can say. And by the way, he totally denies it."

If "Denial" is a river in Egypt, then "Totally Denial" must be its source. By the way.

Nice hair cut.

That's all I have to say.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

South Korea, Japan say listing North Korea as terror sponsor will pressure Pyongyang to denuclearise

it's a re-listing, which means it has been on the list before... and it did not "denuclearize" then

13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

The show also gave him salivary gland botox injections, a procedure used to fix excessive drooling, and a skin treatment to get rid of his blemishes.

They also gave him a jacket

"I want silky smooth with a twist, please"

"You get shiny bald with a fringe."

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Police ‘need time’ for probe into Phuket officers

The BiB, they are such a needy bunch

1 hour ago, ExpatOilWorker said:

Interesting article in Bangkok post today (20/11/17), that countries heavily under Chinese influence, North Korea, Pakistan and Cambodia aren't really doing that well.

Better stay friendly with Uncle Sam Mr. Hun Sen.

Hun Sen doesn't care if Cambodia does well, he cares that Hun Sen does well, and China provides...

Yes, but can they say "Mooo!"?

I am betting that no admiral got his shoes wet in that parade.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

“When you give false information to the court, your action constitutes perjury. Such a crime is punishable by a jail term of up to five years. The penalty applies to both the hirer and the paid accomplices,” he said. 

exempted are: HiSo boys accompanied by their mommy, unspecified influential persons, men in black/green/brown, all cabinet level ministers (their family and friends and mia nois), and one frog

1 hour ago, boomerangutang said:

It gets one to wonder; what could Trump do which would turn off his die-hard fans?  Rape Ivanka on the WH lawn?  Nuke Scandinavia? 

He could take his wig off

bamm, ...90% of his fans defect to Hillary, 10% (that's Boon Mee) stay

a true Super Star and irreplaceable 

the Religion of Tolerance clashes with the Religion of Peace. Result: neither tolerance, nor peace, but a clear image of bigotry.

1 minute ago, hobz said:

Current regime is all about bringing happiness to the people (elite).

Government brings karma to the people, everyone gets what everyone deserves as regulated by Prayut and his frog.

16 hours ago, ethaniel said:

Yet my point stands. I request, they give. If they don't give, then it's a whole different story (and I'm at fault).

 

This is how laws change. If they are not convenient and people complain, then they need to be changed.

 

Unfortunately, most of the people are too compliant and don't understand that they can change things just by speaking out.

Your point does not stand, it only looks like it to you. Although you asked on the form for a 7 day extension, you received a 7 day courtesy period to leave the country. This courtesy period is the standard/automatic response when an application for extension of any number of days is rejected. It's only the coincidence that your 7 day request is the same number as the courtesy period. If you had asked for 30 days, 60 days, 2 1/2 days, you would still have received those 7 days to leave the country, due to your application being rejected.

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 Will the government take positive steps to reduce the number of road accidents?

No. It's karma, which is preordained and can't be thwarted. It's also the best excuse for doing nothing.

Pilot: Jeremy Clarkson

Navigator: James May

Ejection Seat Operator: Richard Hammond

came out from under my rock

learned the name of a new "Super Star"

went back under my rock

btw, this is a Haiku!