klauskunkel

Yup, hurry...

Now he can have sex with himself, hopefully for a long time.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

"America is the number one enemy of our nation."

Ok. Now, who is your number one friend..., waiting..., still waiting...,

don't have any friends? Well, what does that say about you?

10 hours ago, Misterwhisper said:

Okay, okay, slowly... let me try and get this straight:

 

Authorities have busted a bunch of guys with criminal records who illegally met in the illegally erected resort of a retired senior police officer who illegally accommodated them there to discuss their illegal plans to log rosewood, which they did by illegally encroaching on the premises of an environmental research station before attempting to remove their illegal loot with an illegal car that they had apparently obtained from an illegal car rental tent so the wood could be illegally smuggled into China where it would be sold illegally to superstitious people.

 

Did I miss anything?  

Yes. They illegally shot at police.

5 minutes ago, Get Real said:

Yes, Sir! Krap Phom!
I will then turn it into a question. You do not feel good about paying for his prison time, obviously because you are speaking about the taxpayers money. Do you have another better idea? 
Now I mean one that would be human and legal, because I sincerely hope that you do not want to put yourself down on this little creeps level.

You are ignored

4 hours ago, klauskunkel said:

I will pay for his prison time, and I don't feel good about that.

3 hours ago, Get Real said:

No, off course not! In your point of view it must be much better to let him out on the streets again. Why not give the man a car too. You realize how stupid that sounded?

I guess it´s the beard that makes theese people bad. They always seems to have that. Time to ban beard. 

You do not know my point of view. Do not post your ideas as if they come from me. Understand?!

17 minutes ago, Orton Rd said:

He will die in prison, hope he feels good about that as well

I will pay for his prison time, and I don't feel good about that.

The one day when a citizen relies on the police not doing their job... 

sorry guy. 

What happened to my avatar? Did someone on a motorcycle snatch it?

1 hour ago, davehowden said:

If they bury the wires will they be able to find them again ?

the army bought some bomb detectors a while back, I'm sure they can be modified.  

"The emperor's new clothes"

Nobody had the guts to tell Prayut he is naked.

Czech mate!

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Wherever Yingluck is located, the host country should confirm her whereabouts to Thailand so official procedures could be carried out, Prayut said

Thai government asking foreign countries for help with their lost-and-found procedure...

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Nothing gained in hounding the Shinawatras

I disagree, the government, their spies and the police gained:

more eggs on faces, feet in mouths, faces lost - then found - only to be lost again

... and then there is the entertainment value, I think that alone is a huge gain: 

Police having trouble to fill out a Interpol form, Prawit commenting publicly and eating his words the very next day, Prayut asking his frog: "Where in the world is Yingluck Shinawatra?"

all this gained me a long lost six-pack only from laughing, didn't even have to do one sit-up, so thanks to all involved. 

State Railway of Thailand will provide a freight train to carry all the medals to Sattahip

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Saudi Arabia to let women enter sports stadiums in 2018

my first thought: must be for a stoning..., nope that's Pakistan. Hmm, Saudi Arabia - must be a sanding, then..., or oiling?

6 hours ago, webfact said:

Pran Buri park seeks help from soldiers after tonnes of garbage washes ashore

looks like that "no-one-ever-invaded-Thailand" record is going to be scrapped...

1 hour ago, snoop1130 said:

Prime Minister General Prayut Chan-o-cha

<deleted>, <deleted> and <deleted>!

Don't make fun of this. I was once possessed by the 4th God of Hard Rock, who made me shake my head violently during a concert. His name was Deep Purple. I miss the '70s.

Thai authorities: "We fined the storm 500 baht and told him to go to Cambodia."

With a battle cry of "Death to Idiots", another political party is attempting to be formed in Pakistan. However, analysts give it scant chances for success, believing there are too few non-idiots left in Pakistan. And even if they succeeded at becoming a viable political party, their workload would be so immense as to be impossible.

4 minutes ago, Myran said:

Seems like a really bad place to learn how to drive.

more like a place to learn how to dive.

55 minutes ago, craigt3365 said:

Putin's already been quoted as saying Assad wasn't critical to their mission.  That was several years ago.  I'll try to find the article.

That's interesting. Wonder what Putin wants for that concession...

Problem still exists

His Oversized Astuteness providing guidance:

Kim: "Why does it look like a rice cooker?!?"

Quaking Official: "We are in the cafeteria, Your Worshipness. The bomb is in the next room."