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I met some hippies in Udorn Thailand back in 1972-1973. They were a bit strange. The youngest was 14 years old! He went to Thailand with his parents for vacation. When it was time to return to the U.S. of A., he wanted to stay in Thailand and his parents let him. They just left him there. They did send him money though.

When I was in my mid teens in the mid 1960's, we had two dogs that were sisters. They seemed to hate each other. They were fighting each other 1 - 3 times a week. We choked one or both of them almost every time they fought, when they would grab each other, hold on, and shake their heads. That did not work very well to stop them from fighting. Sometimes it was more than 5 minutes before they would release the other.

Two sick people were allowed to board the bus???

No. The fridge didn't tell me the door was open and the milk spoiled. Then it pestered me to buy more milk. Damn thing is as bad as my wife with it's pestering me through the internet! Now the fridge and I don't speak again this year. At least I speak with my wife. I try to stay on her good side. Wife and I had an argument one time. She said the scariest thing anyone has ever told me. "I know where you sleep!" she said!!! That argument ended right there. I stared at her, thinking about what she said and walked away!

Tri lingual is my hope for my grand kids. Thai from the mom and other Thai speaking relatives, Spanish from their dad, and American English from daycare, school, and me.

What confused me one time, was speaking with a woman in Thailand, who spoke American English fluently, but with an Arkansas accent. I thought she was an American. Then I found out she was Thai, had never been outside of Thailand, and her English teacher was from Arkansas!

Letters? Letters? I dint write any stinkin letters when I was in the war back in 1971!

That guy is a nice guy, dumping a pitcher of water on the street folks. If it was my Grandpa, he would have dumped the <deleted> pot on em!

Move out of the way. I'll open it!

Those sheep. You know. The ones that keep saying Baaaaa! They don't believe God really meant this.

OH! That's how you mute the damn thing!

No, I was just upset that the refrigerator let the milk spoil. Now, neither of us is on speaking terms for the third time this year!

Well, I do find some of the worst jokes to be the funniest.

A little off the Thailand topic. I used to find little piles of poop in my yard when I mowed the grass. Thought it was some neighbor letting their little mutt do its business in my yard. Then started to find them inside the fenced in back yard. Finally found out it was, racoons, possums, and skunks dropping their load in my yards!

Having worn the various types of masks that are typically worn for the wuhan virus, when I first worked with sanding sheetrock (or gypson board), as well as just a cloth mask, I would still have to blow the sanding dust out of my nose. And that dust is much larger than the 5-10 micrometer size respiratory droplets that can potentially carry hundreds to thousands of the virus. I only wear a mask when required to not because I think it will protect me from catching the virus from someone else's sneezing or coughing. What I now wear when working around high dust environments and which I would use to protect me from respiratory droplets is something like this. A P100 mask.

Might have been wearing one of these hats.

Morbid humor (yes I am American). I had a friend that lived on the outskirts of Hiroshima. She was 12 when that bomb exploded and she survived. I asked her what she thought about it. She said, it was war. That's what happens in war.

I asked a friend of mine, why do you keep buying lottery tickets. He said, because 100% of the winners had a ticket! Made sense to me.

Not for over two weeks now!

I tried to fly there but the airlines said my PCR test had expired and would not let me board the plane!

.I can't figure out if this is a joke or a documentary.

Nope. She knew how to put the seat down before I met her.

A 40ish woman once said to me, you are old enough to have learned how to put the seat back down every time you use the toilet. I responded, I learned how to pick it up, so I don't urinate all over it, I guess you haven't learned yet, how to put it down so your ass does not fall in the water when you sit down. It's easy. Do it yourself.

If you ask my wife, she will say yes!

Somewhat off topic! Not saying that the Thailand has a problem with making websites that work, but they are not the only ones. I used to work for a U.S. government agency. They hired a company to remake their 401K website (retirement fund). That company worked on a website for two years before putting it online. Nothing but errors all day and one thing wrong after another for the next six months the new website was on line. Old company was fired and a new company brought in to fix the new website. That company worked on the website for two months and said it could not be fixed, then trashed it. Four months later the company put a new website, they wrote, on line. That was about 20 years ago. Except for some tweaks now and then, that website is still going strong with no errors or failures in operation.