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1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said:I've seen better jokes before. Are you bored? ????
It is the ''worst joke ever'' page.
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On 3/27/2020 at 7:52 AM, Baerboxer said:
Ships testing the readiness of foreign countries by deliberately sailing close to territorial waters. Just like flying their strategic bombers close to foreign air space which Russia did again last week. And does fairly regularly.
Vlad probing to see if this virus is having any effect on readiness. Of course, he's lucky that there's not one single infection in the Russian Federation. ????
''Ships testing the readiness of foreign countries by deliberately sailing close to territorial waters. Just like flying their strategic bombers close to foreign air space which Russia did again last week. And does fairly regularly.''.....which the US and their attack dogs NATO do regularly to any country that doesn't bow to uncle Sam!
As for your second statement, are you of this planet?
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On 3/27/2020 at 7:44 AM, Baerboxer said:
At the moment Russia is busy looting Venezuela's gold mining. Whilst Maduro and his highly corrupt regime and family loot the oil revenues.
And neither country tolerates democracy, free speech or human rights.
Ain't socialism just grand!
So after lying about all the countries they've attacked in the past, they're telling the truth now?
And yes socialism is grand, it bailed out the bankers and is presently bailing out the world over the virus!
Ain't capitalism a complete and utter failure!
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21 hours ago, JimmyTheMook said:
Thai Sticks? that crappy compressed poo poo from Sakon Nakon?
Molly?
what were they slanging ?
If you think Thai stick is ''crappy compressed poo poo'', you ain't never smoked Thai stick.
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20 hours ago, daveAustin said:
Face up to them, that's what. Ruskies know exactly what they're doing. Do the same there or to the US or China and see what the reaction is. Suggest lobbing over a COVID-19 present onto their decks. Idiots. With everything that's going on.
''Face up to them''? they were in international waters, mess with Russian warships going their lawful way in international waters and risk activating their ''boomers'', of which they have many, yeah great idea if your definition of great idea is Armageddon.
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On 3/26/2020 at 11:33 AM, melvinmelvin said:
stay tuned, new empire doing its initial steps, already looking for ripples to rule
not bad, her navy still being in posession of devices that are in operation and floats . . .
Surface fleets are pretty superfluous these days unless your intention is to threaten invade and dominate sovereign states abroad who are no threat and can't fight back. Submarines on the other hand have the capability to destroy worlds and Russia has many.
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On 3/26/2020 at 11:24 AM, chickenslegs said:
I read it was high levels of activity by warships off the coast of Britain.
Yes you did, by high levels they mean there were 5 of them and anywhere in the channel in international waters is off the coast of Britain. What you didn't read is ''in UK waters''.
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Top Man Kuhn Surajai ????
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Remind me again what Venezuela has lots of, oh that's right, OIL! More trumped up charges to steal another sovereign nations resources as in Iraq, Libya, Syria.
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Unless you know it's wild caught there are many dangers in farmed seafood.....Dangers of Farmed Shrimp
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Oh no, not ships in international waters, whatever shall we do?
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31 minutes ago, thequietman said:
8 years for killing someone and then stealing all their money.
Selling face masks over price and you get around 4 years it was, I believe.
Seems fair and balanced - Not!
And a government post for coke dealing overseas, TiT!
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UK Virus ALERT
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, the level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “<deleted> Off” to “Let's Get the <deleted>.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
The Russians have said “It's not us”
The Americans The Donald claims to have found a cure "Donald Trump Saves the World" is not going to go down too well in some quarters.
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