Reminds me of the three old guys, 85, 87 and 90 years old talking.
85 years old complains I can't pee properly, worst time of my life.
87 years old says worse for me, I can't <deleted> properly.
90 years old says 90 is the worst.
The other two ask, what, you can't pee or <deleted> properly?
90 year old says every morning at 6.30am I pee like a horse, 6.45am I <deleted> like cow.
What the hell is wrong with that? the other two ask.
He says I don't wake up til 7am