Does Beer Chang Make You Fart?

[Robski]

Since before christmas I've been on a strictly Chang beer diet, and I've noticed in the morning I get the most outrageous flatulence, even Mrs Robski has a little giggle. Is it me or is it the Beer Chang and do other members have this experience? If not what does flutter the corners of your duvet in the morning.

[Pink Mist]

Yorkie would be the most informed person on this subject in the forum possibly the whole of LOS, although I don't believe he has done a dry fart in years.

[Yorkie]

Yes!

Of course it's the beer. Too much fiz in Thai beer.

And I haven't had a dry fart since 9th December 2006. That is not years.

[terry57]

Yes!

Of course it's the beer. Too much fiz in Thai beer.

And I haven't had a dry fart since 9th December 2006. That is not years.

you just be careful yorkie,

as you'll drop a big reg grundie the 3rd in your undies mate , especially sinse its been your birthday and you been belting into the chang. :D

[Pink Mist]

Yes!

Of course it's the beer. Too much fiz in Thai beer.

And I haven't had a dry fart since 9th December 2006. That is not years.

Those incontinence pants are giving you lots more confidence now.

[loytoy]

Same problem not a safe fart since 1995.

Edited January 7, 2007 by loytoy

[terry57]

Since before christmas I've been on a strictly Chang beer diet, and I've noticed in the morning I get the most outrageous flatulence, even Mrs Robski has a little giggle. Is it me or is it the Beer Chang and do other members have this experience? If not what does flutter the corners of your duvet in the morning.

well robski,

that a very compicated question and i have consulted professor terry for a top answer.

after much thought and deliberation, i have come to the conclusion that if mrs robski thinks its good crack your on a winner mate.

so that means you can bolt back down to the rubbitti dub dub and power into some more chang.

partytime2:

cheers mate.

[terry57]

any way,

what do you think LARRY.

[libya 115]

Since before christmas I've been on a strictly Chang beer diet, and I've noticed in the morning I get the most outrageous flatulence, even Mrs Robski has a little giggle. Is it me or is it the Beer Chang and do other members have this experience? If not what does flutter the corners of your duvet in the morning.

I agree; Chang beer makes you fart in the morning. I think that it ferments with bacteria in the lower gut whilst you sleep.

Unlike overseas lagers it is not pasturised.

P.S. Don't attempt to 'light' the said farts; because they are pure methane and in certain circumstances you can experience a 'back-flash' up into the lower bowel which is both painful and dangerous.

Edited January 7, 2007 by libya 115

[BigSnake]

Since before christmas I've been on a strictly Chang beer diet, and I've noticed in the morning I get the most outrageous flatulence, even Mrs Robski has a little giggle. Is it me or is it the Beer Chang and do other members have this experience? If not what does flutter the corners of your duvet in the morning.

I don't know, really don't care just stay for away from people in public.

[davidjtayler]

Since before christmas I've been on a strictly Chang beer diet, and I've noticed in the morning I get the most outrageous flatulence, even Mrs Robski has a little giggle. Is it me or is it the Beer Chang and do other members have this experience? If not what does flutter the corners of your duvet in the morning.

I agree; Chang beer makes you fart in the morning. I think that it ferments with bacteria in the lower gut whilst you sleep.

Unlike overseas lagers it is not pasturised.

P.S. Don't attempt to 'light' the said farts; because they are pure methane and in certain circumstances you can experience a 'back-flash' up into the lower bowel which is both painful and dangerous.

That's very interesting Mr Libya as I always thought that this was an urban legend ... I was under the impression that the anal sphyncter acted as a one way valve preventing 'back-flash' ... it sounds like you are speaking from personal experience Mr Lib so then I hope your rectum has fully recovered from the said experience ....

[dogblower]

... and keep away from people in elevators. Come to think of it, maybe you should stay away from lit cigarettes too.

[jayenram]

P.S. Don't attempt to 'light' the said farts; because they are pure methane and in certain circumstances you can experience a 'back-flash' up into the lower bowel which is both painful and dangerous.

Ahh, a man who speaks from experience. Were you in the Navy?

[Jet Gorgon]

You guys need help.

[davidjtayler]

P.S. Don't attempt to 'light' the said farts; because they are pure methane and in certain circumstances you can experience a 'back-flash' up into the lower bowel which is both painful and dangerous.

Ahh, a man who speaks from experience. Were you in the Navy?

... then he would be divulging the game of 'biscuit' ....

[terry57]

Since before christmas I've been on a strictly Chang beer diet, and I've noticed in the morning I get the most outrageous flatulence, even Mrs Robski has a little giggle. Is it me or is it the Beer Chang and do other members have this experience? If not what does flutter the corners of your duvet in the morning.

I agree; Chang beer makes you fart in the morning. I think that it ferments with bacteria in the lower gut whilst you sleep.

Unlike overseas lagers it is not pasturised.

P.S. Don't attempt to 'light' the said farts; because they are pure methane and in certain circumstances you can experience a 'back-flash' up into the lower bowel which is both painful and dangerous.

That's very interesting Mr Libya as I always thought that this was an urban legend ... I was under the impression that the anal sphyncter acted as a one way valve preventing 'back-flash' ... it sounds like you are speaking from personal experience Mr Lib so then I hope your rectum has fully recovered from the said experience ....

thats a very informative piece of inside information dave and not all punters would be aware of how gods little valve actually operates. blink:

actually when i was studying this exact phenomenon at university my lecturer confirmed your very observation.

he necked a few bottles of chang, dropped his pants and performed the above mentioned act.

well cricky's mate,

you never seen anything like it .

the blue flame was awesome.

he burned all the hairs of his nurry sack, but the one way anal sphyncter valve sprang into action and the inside of his back bottom was left unharmed.

choise dave, and its bloody lucky we are on this forum to educate all the punters.

cheers mate.

[davidjtayler]

Since before christmas I've been on a strictly Chang beer diet, and I've noticed in the morning I get the most outrageous flatulence, even Mrs Robski has a little giggle. Is it me or is it the Beer Chang and do other members have this experience? If not what does flutter the corners of your duvet in the morning.

I agree; Chang beer makes you fart in the morning. I think that it ferments with bacteria in the lower gut whilst you sleep.

Unlike overseas lagers it is not pasturised.

P.S. Don't attempt to 'light' the said farts; because they are pure methane and in certain circumstances you can experience a 'back-flash' up into the lower bowel which is both painful and dangerous.

That's very interesting Mr Libya as I always thought that this was an urban legend ... I was under the impression that the anal sphyncter acted as a one way valve preventing 'back-flash' ... it sounds like you are speaking from personal experience Mr Lib so then I hope your rectum has fully recovered from the said experience ....

thats a very informative piece of inside information dave and not all punters would be aware of how gods little valve actually operates. blink:

actually when i was studying this exact phenomenon at university my lecturer confirmed your very observation.

he necked a few bottles of chang, dropped his pants and performed the above mentioned act.

well cricky's mate,

you never seen anything like it .

the blue flame was awesome.

he burned all the hairs of his nurry sack, but the one way anal sphyncter valve sprang into action and the inside of his back bottom was left unharmed.

choise dave, and its bloody lucky we are on this forum to educate all the punters.

cheers mate.

Now that's very, very interesting Terry and backs up my original thoughts on the matter .... all I can think is that Mr L had a faulty O-ring in the nethers and we've all seen what a faulty O-ring can lead to (Ahem ... the Challenger ).

The moral of the story is never assume anything and always maintain your valves and O-rings ....

[Little Black Duck]

Since before christmas I've been on a strictly Chang beer diet, and I've noticed in the morning I get the most outrageous flatulence, even Mrs Robski has a little giggle. Is it me or is it the Beer Chang and do other members have this experience? If not what does flutter the corners of your duvet in the morning.

I agree; Chang beer makes you fart in the morning. I think that it ferments with bacteria in the lower gut whilst you sleep.

Unlike overseas lagers it is not pasturised.

P.S. Don't attempt to 'light' the said farts; because they are pure methane and in certain circumstances you can experience a 'back-flash' up into the lower bowel which is both painful and dangerous.

That's very interesting Mr Libya as I always thought that this was an urban legend ... I was under the impression that the anal sphyncter acted as a one way valve preventing 'back-flash' ... it sounds like you are speaking from personal experience Mr Lib so then I hope your rectum has fully recovered from the said experience ....

thats a very informative piece of inside information dave and not all punters would be aware of how gods little valve actually operates. blink:

actually when i was studying this exact phenomenon at university my lecturer confirmed your very observation.

he necked a few bottles of chang, dropped his pants and performed the above mentioned act.

well cricky's mate,

you never seen anything like it .

the blue flame was awesome.

he burned all the hairs of his nurry sack, but the one way anal sphyncter valve sprang into action and the inside of his back bottom was left unharmed.

choise dave, and its bloody lucky we are on this forum to educate all the punters.

cheers mate.

Now that's very, very interesting Terry and backs up my original thoughts on the matter .... all I can think is that Mr L had a faulty O-ring in the nethers and we've all seen what a faulty O-ring can lead to (Ahem ... the Challenger ).

The moral of the story is never assume anything and always maintain your valves and O-rings ....

Hence the song from KBW.."Mick th Master Farter"..with his fuel injected double jointed arse..

[Robski]

Thank god it's not only me! What a laugh, you're all mad.

Tell you what if I could get Mrs Robski on the Chang one night that would be funny. I've never heard a squeak out of her. When she wakes up in the morning and does a roaring bottom burp the look on her face will be priceless.

[meadish_sweetball]

This is definitely a PUB subject, so I'm moving this thread. Stay tuned - old farts as well as younger ones.

[libya 115]

QUESTION: CAN YOU LIGHT FARTS?

The answer to that is yes! However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatulence. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. A survey done by Fartcloud (the site, alas! is not more) indicates that about a quarter of the people who ignited their farts got burned doing it. Ignition of flatulence is a hazardous practice.

There have also been cases in which intestinal gases with a higher than normal oxygen content have exploded during surgery when electric cautery was used by the surgeon.

[terry57]

You guys need help.

yes im hearing you MR GORGANZOLA,

do you know a good head doctor, as me and dave would like to book an appointment please. :D

[leisurely]

Not sure if it makes you more windy than normal, I am convinced though that it leads to a certain degree of loose stools.

I can categorically state that the backflow of ignited flatus does happen. I once nursed a young man on the regional burns unit. He'd had a few too many and was trying to impress a girlfriend (the mind boggles but it was Essex). Took his zippo to a ripe one and needed three hours of reconstructive surgery. Be warned, the surgeon advised him to always wear jeans when attempting it in future. Good old NHS

[Robski]

Now I know what Libya meant when he sais he was 'off to do some research'.