TopChinese Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 (edited) Sigh. Fridays are sad without Libya. In his absence and in tribute to our beloved joker, here is 5 jokes that are "Guaranteed to lighten your day and fill your night with song": - Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here." - Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" - What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Matt. - What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.) - How do you know Thai policemen are strong? Because they can hold up traffic. Edited January 12, 2007 by TopChinese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robski Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Very Libya-esque, I'm sure that he will be impressed. From his last post; P.S. : last joke for two weeks; I am going on a joke-research trip to N.E. Asia! Oh we can't wait!.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no arms, no head and no body? Dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no arms, no head and no body?Dick! Dressed in a Rain Coat..Dick in a Condom.. Libby Please come back all is forgiven... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 here is a libya for you all: A Chemistry Joke: ---------------------- Q. what's police overtime called? A. copper nitrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soph Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I think Libya's passed the joke baton over to Jamesyboi, who has been providing some 'quality' jokes, especially the Friday jokes, not to mention the Thursday jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I think Libya's passed the joke baton over to Jamesyboi, who has been providing some 'quality' jokes, especially the Friday jokes, not to mention the Thursday jokes. However, as libya said, "it's quality, not quantity!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbojumbo Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 What do you call a lady with one leg- Ilene What do you cll an asian lady with one leg-Irene What do you call a dog with no legs-doesn't matter, it won't come to you. Can Johnny come out and play? You know Johnny has no arms and legs. Ya we know, we wanted to use him for second base. Do these qualify?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 What do you call a lady with one leg- IleneWhat do you cll an asian lady with one leg-Irene What do you call a dog with no legs-doesn't matter, it won't come to you. Can Johnny come out and play? You know Johnny has no arms and legs. Ya we know, we wanted to use him for second base. Do these qualify?? They make a good stab at it. A woman standing between two houses? Elaine. A woman climbing a wall? Ivy. A man with a spade on his head? Doug. A man with no spade on his head Douglas. I do appologise!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 What do you call a lady with one leg- IleneWhat do you cll an asian lady with one leg-Irene What do you call a dog with no legs-doesn't matter, it won't come to you. Can Johnny come out and play? You know Johnny has no arms and legs. Ya we know, we wanted to use him for second base. Do these qualify?? They make a good stab at it. A woman standing between two houses? Elaine. A woman climbing a wall? Ivy. A man with a spade on his head? Doug. A man with no spade on his head Douglas. I do appologise!!! A man with 2 raincoats? Max. A woman standing between goal posts? Annette. A man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob. A man with 2 raincoats in a cemetary? Max Bygraves. I think that's quite enuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kojac_phx Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 One more ... a man with no arms or legs flying over a fence? Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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