4 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

My wife was up yesterday morning burning paper to try and read the ashes and spends hours trying to work out what is going to win - gets up at 4 am to do this on lottery day sometimes - and she is a school teacher.

 

We needed loo paper yesterday, she bought some tickets and i bought the loo roll - low and behold she won nothing, whilst the bar codes first three numbers were the winning lottery numbers ! Next time, we buy the loo roll, then do the lottery - probably as lucky as the dead cow and all the other mumbo jumbo

I don't follow the lottery, but if it was Thai loo roll you bought, the numbers must have been 885.

Try the last few digits to get a better variation (unless it's the same product you buy every month).

 

I'm a clairvoyant, but apart from that, with the UPC code (bar-code) on most products, the first few digits will signify the country of origin. Thai produced goods begin with 885...look at the bar-code on your bottle of Leo while you're reading this.

Edited February 2, 20188 yr by bluesofa

4 hours ago, Bluespunk said:

You weren’t raised as a Catholic, were you?

God bless you , my son. May the lord be with you. We are clearly the chosen ones.

2 hours ago, johnarth said:

yes, the guilt is lifted when you believe, you could say Muslims are not murdering people just killing bastards.

If your catholic, you dont have ;to believe, just tell the priest your sorry. Advantages of being catholic.

Just now, keithpa said:

Research has proven that 99.9% of atheists turn to christ, on their death beds.

I find it difficult to believe that someone had conducted a poll of people on their death beds. It must have been very intrusive at such a time?

7 hours ago, bluesofa said:

I find it difficult to believe that someone had conducted a poll of people on their death beds. It must have been very intrusive at such a time?

It certainly was.

17 hours ago, bluesofa said:

I find it difficult to believe that someone had conducted a poll of people on their death beds. It must have been very intrusive at such a time?

 

In the obvious state of very imminent death, a researcher appears, gives an overview of the research he/she is undertaking then asks 20 questions which invoke a specific confirmation that the gravely ill person is an atheist and the same gravely ill person they asks to be converted to Christianity. 

 

Really? 

11 minutes ago, scorecard said:

 

In the obvious state of very imminent death, a researcher appears, gives an overview of the research he/she is undertaking then asks 20 questions which invoke a specific confirmation that the gravely ill person is an atheist and the same gravely ill person they asks to be converted to Christianity. 

 

Really? 

I have no idea. I was quoting this post (#37):

18 hours ago, bluesofa said:

  18 hours ago, keithpa said:

Research has proven that 99.9% of atheists turn to christ, on their death beds.

 

Edited February 3, 20188 yr by bluesofa

16 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I have no idea. I was quoting this post (#37):

 

 

Understood. Thanks.

1 hour ago, scorecard said:

 

Understood. Thanks.

Have you heard of the Ozzie saying "come in spinner?"

22 hours ago, Bluespunk said:

I’m an atheist. 

It is very apparent.....................LOL.............

Deleted. 

 

Dont feed the stalking troll. 

Edited February 3, 20188 yr by Bluespunk

On 2/2/2018 at 7:20 AM, terminatorchiangmai said:

What ever happened with head or tails ?

Or King Solomon's judgement about the baby.............half each.

20 hours ago, keithpa said:

Research has proven that 99.9% of atheists turn to christ, on their death beds.

Unless they are a Muslim atheist, Buddhist atheist, Zen atheist, Hindu atheist, Rastafarian atheist (now yer talking).....etc etc

On 02/02/2018 at 4:24 AM, webfact said:

Ex-cop in lottery row invokes supernatural ‘to punish liars’

If this is true, and the cop really has invoked the spirits, the teacher with the lottery tickets is in serious, serious trouble. 

Troll posts and replies reported and removed.   Please stay on topic and keep it civil.

 

Hmm, 'invoke the supernatural', yes, of course, LOL, deeeep into the 4th world's middle ages, again, been here, seen that... Would that old brains' transplant joke be true after all?

Hmm, 'invoke the supernatural', yes, of course, LOL, deeeep into the 4th world's middle ages, again, been here, seen that... Would that old brains' transplant joke be true after all?