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4 hours ago, webfact said:

Thailand a "laughing stock" as European doctors slam penis whitening at Bangkok hospital

there really seems no  bottom to the idiocy here

But really, why the need for a clinic, if you have so many supernatural beings available in Thailand to do your bidding? Give the monk 100 baht to chant over your equipment and to entice the spirit give it some red soda...

Within 10 mins of landing in Thailand and Caucasians start to feel very Royal . As white skin is absolutely adored here. And generally , Asia. A huge Inferiority Complex. 

A lot of Thais believe Australia is in Europe and that Obama is from Africa. 

And for those smart <deleted> about to say yes, no different to saying Trumpy is from Germany

High quality of medical services in Thailand... = joke of the year.

I hear the discussions already: "My penis is definitely more white than yours"

It is just waiting for the Mister Whitest Penis contests and of course the maintenance products to keep your penis as white as snow

 

It’s like the guy who wanted a todger like a black man’s. after all the twisting and pulling at the surgery it worked...it went black! While on the topic of cosmetic surgery can anyone recommend one that does penis reduction?

nobody ever came up with the combined version ?

teeth and tool whitening gel ?

 

a bright smile for the gf and a shiny white d.... for the hubby. All in just one "whitening" session at home.

Double the fun - half the price

 

god....thai marketing sucks

another proof of being in a country of idiots and morons

Sizeable and noticeable reason of pride for the men with the smallest wankel in the world !

59 minutes ago, slippery snake said:

I think most girls be more interested to have them bigger, 

not whiter  ???

Whiter or wider? 555

9 minutes ago, gtm2k said:

Sizeable and noticeable reason of pride for the men with the smallest wankel in the world !

Wankel? = Mazdabator? 

3 hours ago, saakura said:

Just as insane as the whites who go to tanning saloons to darken themselves....

Really? You honestly think that those two things are synonymous?

Penis enlargement 100 - 500%.

Breast enlargement 100 - 500%.

No surgery needed. Now for 20,000 THB.

Home delivery...

When i explain to Thai friends that their country is a Laughing Stock in the outside World they are genuinely shocked, they just don't get it.     I tell them straight that when anyone mentions Thailand in most Western countries they think of the Sex Trade, ''Bangkok; Sex City of the World '' first followed by Scams, Trash everywhere and awful Driving Behaviour.    Nobody hardly ever mentions Temples, Beaches or Mountains !

1 hour ago, EnlightenedAtheist said:

You think that someone sounds "defensive"! I actually think he or she scored. 

Well I hope he hasn't. I am not getting any, so why should anybody else?

1 minute ago, baboon said:

Well I hope he hasn't. I am not getting any, so why should anybody else?

I think it's time for a color change...........lighter is all the rage!

4 hours ago, saakura said:

Just as insane as the whites who go to tanning saloons to darken themselves....

Careful Saakura - you're exposing your racism. While I would not support tanning studios due to the health risks, people go there because there is a wide belief that having browner skin makes you look more healthy. But please note that nobody anywhere as far as I know goes to a tanning studio to have just their private parts darkened. They would be rightly ridiculed, just as these dumb people are being. 

5 hours ago, steven100 said:

just leave it the color it is ... it's ok.

ladies dont seem to look and it or cant see it when their mouths full 

I doubt that the world has noticed. The world doesn't care about Thailand. It's a small, insignificant social, financial and cultural backwater.

She said it costs 520 Euros or 20,500 baht for five whitening treatments.

 

"We have about 100 customers a month," she said

 

52,000 Euros or around 2 million baht for something that doesn't make sense? 

Ive decided to open up a clinic in Thailand. You get two organs for the price of one at 50,000 Bah times 100 persons  a month. I'll retire in 5 years. :-)

First organ, is a replacement penis taken from Falang corpse but still works. Guarantee 12 months standard.

 

Second organ, a new brain with implanted road rules based on Western Standards.

 

Money back guarantee if not satisfied.

 

What the hell do you need to whiten your pecker for what sort of brain dead thought of that, the world laughs, not for the first time, , because you bring it on yourself

6 hours ago, webfact said:

Thailand a "laughing stock" as European doctors slam penis whitening at Bangkok hospital

Just don;t tell them to their face, they are likely to pull a knife on you !

Last time I bleached a T shirt it shrank. Not going to risk a repeatr

 

    White tits. White penises. White skin...white hair? Huuhh..

 

   Let's see. breast implants, a funny looking farang nose. Fake hips, fake a..es. fake smiles. And now fake willies. Nothing is real here. 

Edited February 5, 20188 yr by jenny2017

3 minutes ago, lagavulin1 said:

Last time I bleached a T shirt it shrank. Not going to risk a repeatr

I may need to back out of this thread. Some of these replies are giving me the willies...

Drrrum. Tsh!

Cheaper to use Rinso or Persil.

6 hours ago, Bluespunk said:

You know, it's just something you'd think no one needs warning about not doing.

agreed!

 

but to be completely fair, doctors in Europe often slam any cosmetic treatment/surgery except in extreme cases, often completely dismissing a person's right over their own body.

 

so, the dark dirk diggler thais think it's really just the falang's white appendage

that is attracting their womenfolk away from them

 

5D55

 

it could never be the money...