There Are Old Pilots, And Bold Pilots

Martin · 2007-01-22T01:03:12+0000

When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!! A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hel_l did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a piss, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."