There Are Old Pilots, And Bold Pilots

When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.

When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!!

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.

The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.

He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back

on and said "What did you think of that?"

Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hel_l did you do?"

The C-130 pilot chuckled.

"I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a piss,

then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."