What a rude lot you are!

What a rude lot you are!

dont choke on your way out.

sorry your used to doing that aint ya, you lot ?

Plwnty time left for your lot to implode.

And for your luck to run out....yer a crap team this season.....and the smell of rotting fish......whew!!

It's ok, be kind to smokie.

He's having sleepless nights I'm sure

Yes their post count in here seems to fluctuate with their league position.

Yes their post count in here seems to fluctuate with their league position.

Long way to go yet Chicog.....you're a cocky wee fella aint ya?

Yes their post count in here seems to fluctuate with their league position.

Long way to go yet Chicog.....you're a cocky wee fella aint ya?

No Smokie, just observant.

Don't think I won't hit the specky kid....

I hope you lot get stuffed today.

Its turkey time!!

It is now, with Cranberry and Chestnut stuffing. Come round in about four hours....

Happy May Day everyone!

Not convincing, but three points is three points, same as Spurs.

Now come on Manu, dont let Chelsea win and then we will qualify if we win our last two. Mind you we will have to raise our game substantially to beat an invigorated Wigan at home judging by the quality of our attack, without Giroud, today.

Podolski has scored some useful goals for us but Im not convinced we need to hang onto him for next season - a power player and not quick enough to suit Arsenals chosen style.

Yeah I think your last two games are gonna be real battles Santi...I am happy to say.

Agree about the game today.....Man Yoo could do us both a big favour.

Not convincing, but three points is three points, same as Spurs.

Now come on Manu, dont let Chelsea win and then we will qualify if we win our last two. Mind you we will have to raise our game substantially to beat an invigorated Wigan at home judging by the quality of our attack, without Giroud, today.

Podolski has scored some useful goals for us but Im not convinced we need to hang onto him for next season - a power player and not quick enough to suit Arsenals chosen style.

Power player? He's an arse and is obviously already working on a move in the summer.

Half the time he couldn't even keep the ball. I'm quite disappointed in him, but perhaps he's better suited to an Allardyce style of football.

Sagna was an arse again, mostly useless. Give Jenkinson a chance, at least he can beat his man and get a decent cross in.

Anyway, let's hope Man U do the business this afternoon, Man U 6/5 Chelsea 12/5, 11/5 the draw.

Van Persie to score and United to win 3/1... not bad, might have a little tickle.

Damnit. Chelsea one up with only a few minutes left. This is not going to plan. Chelsea had better beat Spurs too!

Ended 1-0 to Chelsea. A wet performance from Man U unfortunately (whatever has happened to Rooney?). The nightmare is that Chelsea having beaten Man U lose to Spurs. That way even if we win our two last games still, potentially, we are are condemened to the effin Europa League.

Damnit. Chelsea one up with only a few minutes left. This is not going to plan. Chelsea had better beat Spurs too!

Ended 1-0 to Chelsea. A wet performance from Man U unfortunately (whatever has happened to Rooney?). The nightmare is that Chelsea having beaten Man U lose to Spurs. That way even if we win our two last games still, potentially, we are are condemened to the effin Europa League.

I'd love to see you swear on here for real Santi.....love it....

I have to hand it to Arsenal, the have chipped away and I really thought they would be out of it.

It's going to be some dogfight for that 4th place.

I have to hand it to Arsenal, the have chipped away and I really thought they would be out of it.

It's going to be some dogfight for that 4th place.

Obvious concern being Chelsea win 2 and Spurs win 3 - the fat lady is selecting her costume for the end battle of the also rans...

Damnit. Chelsea one up with only a few minutes left. This is not going to plan. Chelsea had better beat Spurs too!

Ended 1-0 to Chelsea. A wet performance from Man U unfortunately (whatever has happened to Rooney?). The nightmare is that Chelsea having beaten Man U lose to Spurs. That way even if we win our two last games still, potentially, we are are condemened to the effin Europa League.

Those outcomes were going through my mind too. So lets keep a good thought shall we......

This should be renamed the Nervous Thread.

This should be renamed the Nervous Thread.

Yeah they will be biting their knuckles for the rest of the season.

Couple of potentially very difficult games for them with both opponents fighting for survival.

This should be renamed the Nervous Thread.

Yeah they will be biting their knuckles for the rest of the season.

Couple of potentially very difficult games for them with both opponents fighting for survival.

They are crapping it mate. Hilarious and i can't wait for chicoq daily cobblers later today

The Nervous Goon Thread

Damnit. Chelsea one up with only a few minutes left. This is not going to plan. Chelsea had better beat Spurs too!

Ended 1-0 to Chelsea. A wet performance from Man U unfortunately (whatever has happened to Rooney?). The nightmare is that Chelsea having beaten Man U lose to Spurs. That way even if we win our two last games still, potentially, we are are condemened to the effin Europa League.

Those outcomes were going through my mind too. So lets keep a good thought shall we......

Rooney to PSG he's lost interest, DeGea to Real Madrid. Funds to buy Bale from Spurs and either Begovic or Cesar.

Arsenal started so well against QPR, they should have made it a formality. They lack the killer punch and need a few replacements. Podolski won't be there next season.

How about if the geordies need to win their last game to stay up !!

How about if the geordies need to win their last game to stay up !!

Yeah that will be a war up at St James' Park.

How about if the geordies need to win their last game to stay up !!

Are you presuming Arsenal win their other game Alf?

^ oi spuds !

like i have said before a long time a go even before all of this hoo ha and the prospect of all of these scenarios even happening.

it just goes to show what shower of a mob you lot really are and a 1 man team to boot if you are getting all excited about finishing above probably the worst Arsenal side to pull on the shirt for + 20 years or so.

the simple truth is that you, your manager and David ( i am such a tight arse yid ) Levy are crapping it so much because you know that if there is no top four finish its bye bye monkey boy.

then your back to square 1 and exactly where you have been so many times before. IE the laughing stock of the premier league and most hated team in it, but to be fair your that already !

where as from a personal perspective and view held by many other Gooners i think it would not be such a bad thing "if" we were to finish outside the top 4. mainly and most importantly because it will give the big Russian a stronger hand when it comes to putting in a bid to take over the club from those that have been milking it for far too long.

Reverse psychology? I like it tigerfish.

Now run along to the loo before you make a mess!

Reverse psychology? I like it tigerfish.

Now run along to the loo before you make a mess!

you know i think Migsy was right !

sleepless nights, bad dreams or have you wet the bed again ?

cant think of any other reason you'd be up at quarter to 6 U.K. time. unless your taking up a career in politics for the SNP. or are you in training to become a moderator ?

Reverse psychology? I like it tigerfish.

Now run along to the loo before you make a mess!

you know i think Migsy was right !

sleepless nights, bad dreams or have you wet the bed again ?

cant think of any other reason you'd be up at quarter to 6 U.K. time. unless your taking up a career in politics for the SNP. or are you in training to become a moderator ?

Early morning swim tigerfish. We're fit as a butcher's dog us yids ya know!

Reverse psychology? I like it tigerfish.

Now run along to the loo before you make a mess!

you know i think Migsy was right !

sleepless nights, bad dreams or have you wet the bed again ?

cant think of any other reason you'd be up at quarter to 6 U.K. time. unless your taking up a career in politics for the SNP. or are you in training to become a moderator ?

Early morning swim tigerfish. We're fit as a butcher's dog us yids ya know!

barking up the wrong tree there mate.

i could tell you a thing or two about what happens to butchers dogs !

Reverse psychology? I like it tigerfish.

Now run along to the loo before you make a mess!

you know i think Migsy was right !

sleepless nights, bad dreams or have you wet the bed again ?

cant think of any other reason you'd be up at quarter to 6 U.K. time. unless your taking up a career in politics for the SNP. or are you in training to become a moderator ?

Early morning swim tigerfish. We're fit as a butcher's dog us yids ya know!

barking up the wrong tree there mate.

i could tell you a thing or two about what happens to butchers dogs !

Please don't.

Like I said....that's why I shop at Borough Market.