johnny49r Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 13 hours ago, snoop1130 said: Police general warns men: ten years jail for groping females at Songkran Wow, 10 years for groping! Now there's a punishment that fits the crime. What if a man is groped by a female? What then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 minute ago, johnny49r said: Wow, 10 years for groping! Now there's a punishment that fits the crime. What if a man is groped by a female? What then? You will be expected to pay 200 thb for the privilege or receive a bashing by her watch/cd seller boyfriends lurking around the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggo Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 more Songkran Bulla from the authority's sorry dictators....or is it a repeat of last year....flight booked tatar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfine Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, HLover said: You will be expected to pay 200 thb for the privilege or receive a bashing by her watch/cd seller boyfriends lurking around the corner. Do you get to keep a fake rolex? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Jane Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 12 hours ago, poanoi said: the most dangerous IMO is rubbing powder into the eyes, and shooting dirt water into the eyes of motorcyclists. i'm very disappointed if these offenses dont take priority over all other suggestions The last time I went out on the mc, (during songkran) I had a large bucket of iced water, complete with the expletive ice, hurled at me... nearly died! it sure ruined any potential chesticle rubbing due to bruising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 10 years locked up in hell for groping a womans breast.Amazing Thailand! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
British Bulldog Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Amazing ... they list "Don't drink and drive" as number 8 on the list, shouldn't that be first and foremost ? And 10 years for a quick grope of a Nom ... whilst selling or giving alcohol to a minor is only 1 year ? ... come on guys, get your act together ... ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackheart1916 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 This man's wisdom is astounding...as is employer's inability or unwillingness to enforce these rules at any time of the year, let alone Songkran. Let the carnage begin! (Hang on, it's been happening since Jan 1st) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximillian Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 12 hours ago, sammieuk1 said: Now on par with vaping the most serious crime after drug users and one might add a point to the list .Do your job Don't let the list get too long. Who would be able to remember all those points ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveyh Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 555 .............. definitely forgot to add the groping of your "nuts" by the Ladyboys! Why? ................ guess that's ok then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Jane Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 14 hours ago, snoop1130 said: Here is his 11 point plan for road users: ..... demonstrating that Thais are better than other nationalities that can only come up with a ten point plan ????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Jane Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 16 minutes ago, Wilsonandson said: 10 years locked up in hell for groping a womans breast. Amazing Thailand! Lol.... when women’s breasts can end up turning you gay... lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfine Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Doug Jane said: Lol.... when women’s breasts can end up turning you gay... lovely You sound excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post khunpa Posted March 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 28, 2018 Here a one point plan for the police: - Start doing your job! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsider Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, Happy enough said: 555. these guys are hilarious. who comes up with this. sure, it's sexual assault but 10 years? if they made the punishments realistic people might actually adhere to the law Innit? What's funnier is their somewhat twisted definition of groping - "... molesting women such as by groping breasts." So if the offender touched another part of the anatomy, that's fine? Really don't understand why he had to single out the breasts as an example. Groping is groping. Edited March 28, 2018 by outsider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchooptip Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 not stopping at the red lights: 10 years driving without a license:10 years no helmet on a motorcycle:10 years following another vehicle too close at high speed:10 years overtaking a vehicle in a bend: 10 years a u-turn without making sure that the road is clear : 10 years driving under the influence: 10 years every offender incarcerates without delay judgment in the first month after the offence. The following year 3.000 deaths on Thai roads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKDfella Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Hypothetically, what if the females do some groping? Ha, wouldn't a guy complain??? Hmmm, on second thoughts, forget I asked that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 minute ago, TKDfella said: Hypothetically, what if the females do some groping? Ha, wouldn't a guy complain??? Hmmm, on second thoughts, forget I asked that. The homos wouldn't like it maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Jane Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 16 minutes ago, Justfine said: You sound excited Naturally... new year is on us... and more expressions of silliness will be piled upon us (amongst other things) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tchooptip said: not stopping at the red lights: 10 years driving without a license:10 years no helmet on a motorcycle:10 years following another vehicle too close at high speed:10 years overtaking a vehicle in a bend: 10 years a u-turn without making sure that the road is clear : 10 years driving under the influence: 10 years every offender incarcerates without delay judgment in the first month after the offence. The following year 3.000 deaths on Thai roads. Trying to turn Thailand into a Nanny State= a gag order and deportation. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 ...and an excuse for groping is for Thai: I'm sorry but there was a failure with my brakes......and then run away.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfine Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Was just stretching according to instructions from Osteopath. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll have a look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfine Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 I can see the problem. There is an air pocket that needs filling in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexlowe Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 11 hours ago, jenny2017 said: Even when I appreciate dryer Songkran, I can't even imagine how people can enjoy partying without being a bit mao. There's a time when I enjoyed to make my rounds in a pick up with people in the back throwing water on others, but of course on those who're doing the same thing for fun. And of course, will we miss the wet shirts, after red and yellow shirts are gone. So glad these pictures were posted. Newbies to Thailand and Songkran might be unaware of the kinds of traps being laid for them. This will help them to avoid getting into trouble by watching out for trouble-making young lasses like these. I myself will be discretely moving among groups of these lasses, ready to guide any tourist struck by the urge to grope. I hope other TV board members distribute these pictures far and wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seabear Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Please let us know after Songkran how many persons got the 10 year prison fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krataiboy Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 The photo is begging for a caption competition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0815 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 14 hours ago, ratcatcher said: "Top of the don't list was molesting women such as by groping breasts. He said that anyone who does could face up to ten years behind bars or a fine of 200,000 baht or both. " For the foreigner who wishes to indulge in the breast stroke, it is better they do it IN some bars than on the street and then find themselves BEHIND bars. How much fine if the "victim" does NOT feel molested ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussie11950 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Touching a female breast 200,000 Baht or 10 years jail. Drunk driving 100,000 Baht or 5 years jail. So drunk driving is not so bad. And 3 points from your 12 given points, means you can drink drive up to 4 times in 1 year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterwhisper Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 15 hours ago, snoop1130 said: Here is his 11 point plan for road users: Don't speed Don't go against the flow of traffic Do wait at red lights Don't drive while sleepy Do wear seat belts Do have a license Don't overtake in congested areas Don't drink and drive Do wear a helmet on a motorcycle Do use motorcycles safely Don't use a phone while driving. I notice the good general's 11-point plan has only been laid down to apply for the Songkran period. Does that mean local motorists can safely disregard all of this once Songkran is over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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