Win upto 4 tickets to see one of the best comedians on the planet in Pattaya Saturday April 7.

 

Tell us your best joke and email it to [email protected] to be in the running. 

 

Prizes worth 4000 baht.

 

 

A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.

 

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

 

She replied, "How about $50?"

 

The man agreed, laughing to his wife "that will take her all day". He told the blonde the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

 

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."

Wow Bill Bailey - is he still alive?

Should be a rip roaring hilarious, fantastic side splitting night of laughter all the way if I remember Bill Bailey from the UK.

He's not even the funniest comedian in Bath. Just another product of the BBC/socialist nightmare disease infesting "culture" at the moment.

"Funniest Guy On The Planet" - They just don't tell you which planet.

Ticket sales must be slow; free tickets up for grabs on local radio and ads for the show at regular intervals. I quite like Bill Bailey but not enough to pay north of £20 to watch him; and that is just the cheap seats.

He's not even the funniest comedian in Bath. Just another product of the BBC/socialist nightmare disease infesting "culture" at the moment.

That gets my vote for best joke

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