Man hospitalized after inserting 3-foot long cable into penis to relieve itchiness

Philippine Daily Inquirer 

 

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Chinese doctors removed a one-meter-long cable from a man’s penis after it was inserted to relieve itchiness caused by prostatitis.

 

The unnamed pensioner inserted the meter-long phone charging cable to relieve the itch, but it became tangled in the bladder on the way out. According to a report by Chinese site Kanka News via Daily Mirror, a knot started to cause bleeding when the man tried to pull the cable out. He was rushed to the hospital on March 30 for medical attention.

 

Prostatitis causes an inflammation of the prostate gland. This leads to the development of an itch in the urethra or the passageway where urine exits the body. The itch would disappear over time once the inflammation has been treated.

Full story: http://lifestyle.inquirer.net/291056/man-hospitalized-after-inserting-3-foot-long-cable-into-penis-to-relieve-itchiness/

 

-- Philippine Daily Inquirer  2018-04-09

three ft cable?

How big was the man's penis??

2 minutes ago, webfact said:

Man hospitalized after inserting 3-foot long cable into penis to relieve itchiness

A more appropriate headline would/should be;

 

Man institutionalized after inserting a 3 foot-long cable into penis...

What a d++khead.

Now I feel inadequate and stupid.

Inadequate because I could only get 8 inches in and stupid because I realised that I was using a Iphone charger where I have an Android phone!

Ouch... that must have  hurt like the DICKens...

" This leads to the development of an itch in the urethra or the passageway where urine exits the body."

 

should have just hired someone to scratch it for him.

A better use of the cable, would definately have been to hang himself, to protect other psychos from getting the same or worse ideas.

Perhaps his pennis is just charged.

 

Anything more than 12 inches is just showing off

 Chinese doctors remove usb from Japs eye would have been more of hard headline. 

Poor man inserted this right into the bladder. He could have killed himself had he ruptured it.

He's now known in China as Rally The Cable Guy

Ouch!

3 hours ago, geriatrickid said:

Poor man inserted this right into the bladder. He could have killed himself had he ruptured it.

 

 

not stiff enough (no pun intended)

He probably plugged the USB end into his PC and asked Google what the ploblem was....

At least it was a modern Apple "Lightning" cable.   Had it been the old iPhone4-style, yikes:

 

4 hours ago, Anak Nakal said:

Ouch!

 

..into his USP port.

You can't make such a story up, can you? 

1 hour ago, transam said:

He probably plugged the USB end into his PC and asked Google what the ploblem was....

What he found on Google....

 When I worked as a Medic with a hospital-based ambulance service, I once had a  patient that presented with hematuria (urinary bleeding) which started the night before. While assessing the patient's medical history he revealed that the week before he had trouble urinating and had seen his doctor who placed a foley catheter into the bladder and prescribed oral antibiotics for a urinary tract infection. He said the doctor told him the foley could be removed after he finished the prescription (I think he missed the implied part of returning to the Dr's office) so last night he attempted to remove it. He couldn't remove it himself, but his wife eventually pulled it out after much difficulty. There had been a lot of pain while pulling it out and a lot of blood after. At this point, I suspected they had not deflated the saline-filled balloon holding the foley tube inside the bladder.  When I asked if they had cut the tube before pulling it out, their faces confirmed it. One can only imagine how painful it must have been pulling an elongated saline filled balloon through one's urinary tract. 

I once attended to a patient who attempted rectify his constipation with a Zefal bicycle pump.

Unfortunately it became lodged in his colon.

 

Family kept asking what happened, but we maintained confidentially to allow him to tell them,

Maybe got a better wifiy signal 

 

thankfully there's no mention of him applying power

A very sick individual.

is the cable still usable, you never know, his nose may itching

It would appear he forgot to plug it into the power point, as that would have sorted his itch for once and for all 

12 hours ago, ezzra said:

Ouch... that must have  hurt like the DICKens...

 

Sweet Jesus... I know what it is to have stuff inserted up there, but by medical professionals (which is my story and I am sticking to it.) There is a reason they use anesthetic....

The guy needs sectioning.

Edited April 9, 20188 yr by baboon