Retirement Home

A son checked his elderly father into a nursing home. The old man was not sure how he was going to feel about the place until one night he laid in bed with an erection. A young nurse came into the room and saw the tent in the sheet, lifted the sheet, asked him if he needed help with that and began to give him a blow-job.

The next day the mans son came to visit and his father had a beaming smile. He also told his son that he LOVED it there and told him what happened. Later that day the man fell down in the hall and a big orderly lifted him up, took him to his bed and screwed him up his butt!

The following day his son came to visit and his father told him what happened and that he hated the place and did not want to stay another moment! His son reminded him how good it was when he got an erection.... Before his son could finish, the old man yelled at him saying that he only gets an erection once a month but he falls down 2 or 3 times a day!