webfact Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 PORN-WOE Horror as man, 30, rushed to hospital after ‘hacking his PENIS while watching porn’ He told paramedics that he was ''watching porn'' and blamed the videos for making him cut his penis By Erica Doyle Higgins The man, pictured above in an ambulance, blamed the porn for making him cut his penis THIS is the horrific moment a man was rescued after cut his own PENIS with a knife - while watching porn. The 30-year-old was holed up in his apartment viewing hardcore movies on his smartphone last night in Bangkok, Thailand. But the footage ''sent him into a frenzy'' and he began slicing the skin from his penis in an outrageous act of sadomasochism. The bizarre sex act back-fired when his penis started pouring uncontrollably with blood and he was unable to stem the flow. He made an emergency call and police and paramedics arrived at 10:45pm to find him naked and holding his genitals in the fourth floor apartment in Khet Nong Chok district of the Thai capital. Full story: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6296013/porn-man-hacked-penis-watching-hardcore-video/ -- The SUN 2018-05-16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Probably wasn't the porn. The voices in his head on the other hand....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Real Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexlowe Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 The gene pool is holding its collective breath ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YetAnother Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 29 minutes ago, webfact said: the footage ''sent him into a frenzy'' and he began slicing the skin from his penis in an outrageous act of sadomasochism. sounds like this guy is going to have a very troubled future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcula Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 27 minutes ago, webfact said: he began slicing the skin from his penis Watching that oscar winner Shaving Ryans Privates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedly Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 If we had a list of the top 1000 things to do with your knob while watching porn...…...sure enough Cutting it with a knife isn't there, in fact it would never ever make the list, maybe his penis told him to do it Maybe he trying some do it yourself cosmetic surgery lol Regardless this person was very obviously on something or needs a very urgent mental assessment, either way he should never be left in charge of a penis until he gets attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daoyai Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 don't you just hate when that happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Fool !!Doesn’t he know white is in fashion ??Not red and bloody !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfalfa19 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 natural selection at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 He was watching it wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorG Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Do-it-yourself circumcision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Cutting edge technology. Thailand 4.0! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingdoc Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Cutting edge surgery?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, DoctorG said: Do-it-yourself circumcision. The perils of penis envy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
car720 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Drummers often break their sticks when they drum too hard. Although I think there may have been some envy at play here. Especially if the girlfriend took a deep breath at what she was seeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy chappie Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 I'm never going to watch another porn movie again.what goes on inside a mans head to make him cut his own sausage up.i hope they've got a good nano surgeon on call.truly mind boggling stuff if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Another 4 year old brain trapped in a man's skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Troll post reported and removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electric Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Who amongst us has not wanted some cosmetic surgery after watching Mandingo on the job ? Anyway .... thank God for that quality rag The Sun, otherwise we may never have heard about this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan B Tong Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 It's jack off not hack off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 That's still not enough to stop me surfing, "till my last breath" is when I will stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBKK Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Penile Dementia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julio Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Darwin's law. The most stupid and unfit for survival cannot reproduce anymore. Maybe too late anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borzandy Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 2 hours ago, webfact said: Horror as man, 30, rushed to hospital after ‘hacking his PENIS while watching porn’ Only Thais can watch porn with a knife in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NextStationBangkok Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Hope, he did not be watching a sexy lady's cooking show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Now that is what I call whacking off. Maybe heard term in porno and used some translate to Thai program? note to self: never chop onions while watching porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 there's a whole shitload of americans going through that exact horror, except its done by another man that does it to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullcave Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Poor little dipshit needed some attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcpattaya Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 You can't make this up, now can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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