bangsaen bob Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 I've been looking for ideas for sucide, but I'm confused. How do I tape a bag around my head after I've tied my hands behind my back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astral Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Check the various Pattaya newspapers each week for details. Local Police may also be able to advise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 I've been looking for ideas for sucide, but I'm confused. How do I tape a bag around my head after I've tied my hands behind my back? Take on an assistant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 I've been looking for ideas for sucide, but I'm confused. How do I tape a bag around my head after I've tied my hands behind my back? Shoot yourself in the back a couple of times first, then jump out your window. makes things a lot easier when your trying to tie your hands behind your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingy_ Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 but do try have sex first sucide, it really give you high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFranky Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 tell yer girlfriend you have been feeling a little depressed recently, usually hurrys things a long a little.. Most people having the time of their lives usually does this before topping themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maerim Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 I've been looking for ideas for sucide, You could always take out a life membership of exit. They might be able to help you on your way, but no account attempt suicide by crucifixion it's impossible as you can't get the last nail in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Take out a huge Life Insurance Policy. (make sure that payment will still be made in the event of suicide). Make sure that you tell your GF and her family that she is the sole beneficiary. Wait a short time and then hint that you are thinking about leaving her. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guido Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 ask the police and perhaps they can explain the method Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Just get a username and password for ThaiVisa forum and then you will never have the time to live a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop3 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Take a walk along pattaya beach road in the evening and ask the Khatoy's if they know anything ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Just get a username and password for ThaiVisa forum and then you will never have the time to live a life. Thetyim LOL That made my day. Great one Thank you. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penzman Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Next time you're sitting in the car at a red light behind one of those old Mercedes buses, just run out and stick a hose onto it's muffler and quicly run the other end to the inside of your car, sit and wait. Job should be done before the light turns green and all your problems solved Please leave a note in the glove box that mentions the car keys and contents of your wallet (including pin numbers) are now mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausiefella Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 bob, ask our resident Tourist Police Volunteer, PCN (or Howard to his friends, he's PCN to me ) He is well conected to the boys in brown, I'm sure they will help you get murdered and then write it up as a suicide, lets face it its not the first time its happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidcharles Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 How often have I read in the local rag ....."He was found by the maid. nud_e on his bed. A packet of Viagra Pills were on the side table....... Epitaph - HE CAME AS HE WENT! or HE WENT AS HE CAME!...... Either on my gravestone will do me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinrada Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 After taking a ride on the "Ha baht" bus offer the driver 5 Baht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapshot Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I've been looking for ideas for sucide, but I'm confused. How do I tape a bag around my head after I've tied my hands behind my back?You'll have to be more creative ... FIRST you tape the bag around your head, and then SECOND you tie your hands behind your back with your tongue See... there is a solution for everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidcharles Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Swallow two packs of Viagra and <deleted> yourself to death! Best way I know...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emuu Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 I'm quite concerned that you are taking such a grave subject and treating it as if it will blow over in a puff of smoke. Anyhow, it's patently clear that the drunken idiot falangs I observe without helmets whilst riding motorbikes have actually discovered the most efficient way to go. Messy, but effective. I guess the police figure they are only doing a favour for the ones who can't ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padkapow Guy Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 balcony diving in Pattaya. It's been tested and it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfwbkk Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Ah, you guys, nothing taken seriously... The thai style of slashing your wrist (across) like 500 times don't appeal to 'ya? /// DFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 No real advise here. But if somebody find a good way, let us know. Only first hand experience, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 One more thing comes to my mind, in many countries, I believe also in Thailand, suicide is a crime. However, it is the only crime not punishable by law, provided it was a success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidcharles Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 "The patient had no history of successful Suicides!" (Quote from a Pattaya Hospital note) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 try ripping off a couple of katoeys... they will save you the trouble & kill you themseves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Just get drunk and try to cross the Beach Road ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keda Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Stroll into Walking Street from Beach Road wearing a bulky top with protruding wires. keda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 balcony diving in Pattaya.It's been tested and it works. Dive with a lit candle up your bum and singing a star fell from heaven during the brief flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padkapow Guy Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 balcony diving in Pattaya.It's been tested and it works. Dive with a lit candle up your bum and singing a star fell from heaven during the brief flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astral Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 I'm quite concerned that you are taking such a grave subject and treating it as if it will blow over in a puff of smoke. Sorry if you are offended. I am sure that is not the intention We are having a go at the attitude of the Thai Police that every death in Pattaya must be a suicide, even where the person has been physically restrained before death. How do you kill yourself with your hands cuffed, or tied to the bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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