Vasectomy

[Norrad]

After having their 11th child, a Nong Khai couple decided that was enough.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children...

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy but that it was expensive. (For people staying in Nong Khai, paying more than 100 Baht for anything other than whisky or gambling is expensive).

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10! The man said : "Listen doc, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I don't see how putting a cherrie bomb in a beer can, next to my ear, is going to help me."

"Trust me" said the doctor...

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "Neung, Soong, Saam, Sii, Ha," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand!!!

This procedure also works in: Khon Kaen and Udon Ratchatani

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ps. This is only meant for humour and not meant to bash Thai's in any way.

[Little Black Duck]

After having their 11th child, a Nong Khai couple decided that was enough.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children...

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy but that it was expensive. (For people staying in Nong Khai, paying more than 100 Baht for anything other than whisky or gambling is expensive).

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10! The man said : "Listen doc, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I don't see how putting a cherrie bomb in a beer can, next to my ear, is going to help me."

"Trust me" said the doctor...

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "Neung, Soong, Saam, Sii, Ha," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand!!!

This procedure also works in: Khon Kaen and Udon Ratchatani

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ps. This is only meant for humour and not meant to bash Thai's in any way.

He was Irish Last Week..