Who Is Jack Schitt?

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The lineage is finally revealed.Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!"

Now you can intelectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt the owner of NeeDeep N. Schitt Inc.

They had one son Jack.

In turn, Jack married Noe, and the deeply religious couple produced six children:

Holy Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap and Dip Schitt

Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School drop out.

However after being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two other of the six children, Fula Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and they married the Happens Twins in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.Bull Schitt the prodical son, left home to tour the world with his long lost Irish uncle Crock O'Schitt.He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt.

So if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them and say "Yes I do".

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