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Shit Happens

jasben
jasben
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I saw this on the net, what say you?

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I saw this on the net, what say you?

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I say this appears on Thaivisa in excess of 15,000 times!

There's also Rastafarianism: Let's smoke some of that shit!

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I say this appears on Thaivisa in excess of 15,000 times!

16,122 times at time of writing :o

EDIT Forgot to count the two appearances in this thread.

Edited by Crossy

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

nice signature.

I say this appears on Thaivisa in excess of 15,000 times!

16,122 times at time of writing :o

EDIT Forgot to count the two appearances in this thread.

Ooops...I must have looked at one of his old messages! :D

There's also Rastafarianism: Let's smoke some of that shit!

:o

Yes, please append your signature...

There's also Rastafarianism: Let's smoke some of that shit!

:D

Yes, please append your signature...

Sorry Jet... no can do... smoking shit is illegal in Thailand... and that'd be a violation of forum rules.

:D

Actually, I would if I could but I can't fit it in... :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

There's also Rastafarianism: Let's smoke some of that shit!

:D

Yes, please append your signature...

Sorry Jet... no can do... smoking shit is illegal in Thailand... and that'd be a violation of forum rules.

:D

Actually, I would if I could but I can't fit it in... :o

:D

  • 7 months later...

Shit does not just happen, it's caused by <deleted> :o

Shit does not just happen, it's caused by <deleted> :o

i like that one the best :D

a bit of historical perspective. This is within the text of a biography of a Tibetan buddhist monk:

"you tell him, if he doesn't believe it as I described, then stuff his mouth full of shlt."

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