Note To Dad

[Little Black Duck]

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed

was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an

envelope,propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,

"Dad."

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the

letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a

scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,

tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much

older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that

we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a

stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having

many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really

hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with

the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we

want. In the

meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy

can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know

your many grandchildren

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I

just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than

the school report that's on my desk.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

[PhilHarries]

A poignant one and a message we all could perhaps keep in mind for such occasions.

[helicoptor]

Quality post - I just hope my son has this sense of humour in years to come!!

[issanpaul]

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed

was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an

envelope,propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,

"Dad."

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the

letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a

scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,

tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much

older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that

we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a

stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having

many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really

hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with

the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we

want. In the

meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy

can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know

your many grandchildren

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I

just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than

the school report that's on my desk.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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